Jizdom

When you lay down knowledge about beating off.

"When your beating off, make sure the volume isn't too loud so you can hear if someone is coming"

"Thanks for the Jizdom pal!"

by Carolla Digital June 12, 2013

jizdom

Coined by Adam Carolla. Advice, insight, tips and wisdom on all things related to masturbation.

Let me give you some jizdom, your should dial in your sessions to be under 20 minutes. Make your jacking area spunkshwey. "Look around, find something you like (porn) and get it done."

by elbachatino June 15, 2013

Jizdom

When , immediately after jacking off, your mind is cast out into the depths of the universe to see knowledge you could not dream to acquire in any other way. While once you were ignorant now you are enlightened.

Guy 1: Hey , did you study for that test next period?
Guy 2: Hell naw! But last night I jacked off and got some jizdom, can fucking speak Spanish now.
Guy 1: it’s a Trigonometry test you fucking idiot.
Guy 2: Fuuuuuu...

by ElectricSun January 6, 2019

jizdom

Noun, rhymes with "Wisdom" referring to any advice which brings more pleasure to the giver than the receiver.

See also "advice."

All of his advice was self-satisfied jizdom.

by twunch January 16, 2019

jizzdom

To impart wisdom upon someone about the art of Masturbation. Coined by Adam Carolla

Let me give you a little Jizzdom about how long you should spend surfing online porn. 20 minutes and then back to work!

by yenni yeffrey June 17, 2013

jizcombobulated

The feeling a male or female feels after having a load blown into his or her mouth.

Boy I felt so jizcombobulated when John blew his load into my mouth.

by flatblackratrod999 April 26, 2009

Jizzdom

The feeling of wisdom that washes upon you post-orgasm.

I was going to send my dick pic to that girl from my Econ class, but I just jerked off instead. Once the jizzdom hit, I knew it was a terrible idea.

by EmilyToots January 8, 2019