Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Bib Jibblers
A toy with elastic strings that pulls your fingers back towards your palm. Primarily used to strengthen and prime the hand of your choosing for masturbation or pleasuring another.
Boy: Wow that feels great, you've been using those Bib Jibblers I got your last week.
Girl: Yea, they're great, I feel like I've been improving! Your boss Ron even said so!
Boy: Yeet.
Girl: Yea, they're great, I feel like I've been improving! Your boss Ron even said so!
Boy: Yeet.
Bib Jibblers by XnOmxnX June 5, 2017
Related Words
Jubblin Jibblers
"Check out the jubblin jibblers on the blonde in the tank top walking across the street. Those two guys over there should see if she has jubblin jubbleritis."
Jubblin Jibblers by Andy Wolff July 19, 2013
Corn Jibblers
Corn Jibblers by The Real Snail July 22, 2018
Jibbler
Jibbler has many forms of use.
A person who has no knowledge that their existence on earth is a total waste. Also, a person who is completely inebriated or high to the point that they are most extremely obnoxious.
It can also be used to describe: a place (house, venue, store) that is full of the type of people listed above, or an object (car, chair, computer) that is in complete disrepair.
A normal person who, by choice, is momentarily wasting his or her time.
May be expressed in the past, present, or future tense.
May also be shortened to jib.
A person who has no knowledge that their existence on earth is a total waste. Also, a person who is completely inebriated or high to the point that they are most extremely obnoxious.
It can also be used to describe: a place (house, venue, store) that is full of the type of people listed above, or an object (car, chair, computer) that is in complete disrepair.
A normal person who, by choice, is momentarily wasting his or her time.
May be expressed in the past, present, or future tense.
May also be shortened to jib.
That guy at the flea market was a total jibbler.
His guitar sucks. It's all jibbled out.
Person A: What are you doing tonight"
Person B: Not much, probably just jibbling around the house.
He was such a jib!
His guitar sucks. It's all jibbled out.
Person A: What are you doing tonight"
Person B: Not much, probably just jibbling around the house.
He was such a jib!
Jibbler by solidarity1982 September 26, 2010
Jibbers Crabst
"I believe... that all things on this earth were created... by GOD!
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."
(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."
(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)
Jibbers Crabst by Grinning Cat April 7, 2015
On Jibbers
On Jibbers by jibbersthe82nd April 12, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
fauxstalgia
Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
pajama casual
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
funflation
The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
swamp dog
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
Throat Sweats
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026