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Bib Jibblers
A toy with elastic strings that pulls your fingers back towards your palm. Primarily used to strengthen and prime the hand of your choosing for masturbation or pleasuring another.
Boy: Wow that feels great, you've been using those Bib Jibblers I got your last week.
Girl: Yea, they're great, I feel like I've been improving! Your boss Ron even said so!
Boy: Yeet.
Girl: Yea, they're great, I feel like I've been improving! Your boss Ron even said so!
Boy: Yeet.
Bib Jibblers by XnOmxnX June 5, 2017
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Jibbler
Jibbler has many forms of use.
A person who has no knowledge that their existence on earth is a total waste. Also, a person who is completely inebriated or high to the point that they are most extremely obnoxious.
It can also be used to describe: a place (house, venue, store) that is full of the type of people listed above, or an object (car, chair, computer) that is in complete disrepair.
A normal person who, by choice, is momentarily wasting his or her time.
May be expressed in the past, present, or future tense.
May also be shortened to jib.
A person who has no knowledge that their existence on earth is a total waste. Also, a person who is completely inebriated or high to the point that they are most extremely obnoxious.
It can also be used to describe: a place (house, venue, store) that is full of the type of people listed above, or an object (car, chair, computer) that is in complete disrepair.
A normal person who, by choice, is momentarily wasting his or her time.
May be expressed in the past, present, or future tense.
May also be shortened to jib.
That guy at the flea market was a total jibbler.
His guitar sucks. It's all jibbled out.
Person A: What are you doing tonight"
Person B: Not much, probably just jibbling around the house.
He was such a jib!
His guitar sucks. It's all jibbled out.
Person A: What are you doing tonight"
Person B: Not much, probably just jibbling around the house.
He was such a jib!
Jibbler by solidarity1982 September 26, 2010
Jibbers Crabst
"I believe... that all things on this earth were created... by GOD!
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."
(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."
(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)
Jibbers Crabst by Grinning Cat April 7, 2015
On Jibbers
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