Jibbershit

The act of texting random Jibberish while driving in commute traffic, effectively rear ending one car, forcing that car in to two other cars, causing a four car pileup and you end up shitting your pants in the end.

"Jenny caused a four car pile up the other day while jibbershitting."

by JimmyChanga September 16, 2012

gibbershit

Shorthand used while typing, most often used in chat rooms and on message boards.

We couldn't answer when Timmy asked, "Y u r hatin' on me," because we couldn't decipher his gibbershit.

by superbeth July 18, 2004

Jizzershit

The act of shitting and masturbating during the same toilet sitting.

My cousin Faris decided to jizzershit my toilet, but forgot to flush.

by jakesteal July 9, 2010

Jibberishical

words that aren't real/ speaking in utter rubbish.

i shall speak to you in a jibberishical way.

by sweetevl93 July 14, 2009

Jabbershit

1. Rambling fucking nonsense.

2. Talking so fast to where the words you're trying to say sound like shit.

"Stop speaking that jabbershit!"
"The fuck was that jabbershit?!"

by Mickey Milkovich September 5, 2017

Gibbershit

When someone tries to spell something correctly but instead spams random ass characters for no fucking reason, its often annoying and extremely excessive. So if you see someone spamming gibberish or random ass characters, all you have to say is GIBBERSHIT.

Person 1: I can-aishyedoq49287349hdoiuhasjkdhgoasudlais
Person 2: GIBBERSHIT
Person 3: What the fuck

by Pyxelbation February 9, 2017

Jibbersticks

to be cold

blimey its jibbersticks in here!

by everindrummer January 8, 2010