10 definition by The Real Snail

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Any middle age ginger orthodontist who takes pick up hockey extremely serious. The gingers slap shot is claimed by him to reach speeds of at least 108mph and can breach pure cinderblock. Is extremely aggitated by people who take the puck from him as they must be cheating. Enjoys long conversations dealing with wire and bracket placement.
Wow Angry Bird Andrew you should definitely give up orthodontics and play in the NHL!
by The Real Snail July 25, 2018

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A taco native to Borneo
I have the Bortaco combo with a side of queso and a Pepsi cola
by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

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An advanced hydraulic system for lifting your obese girlfriend
Let me get the lift kit because we about done-n-dash baby!
by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

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Some who wear fake bling
Get outta here with your fake jewels you bling bat!
by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

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An talentless egotistical singer of a gay band who claims he can “fix you”
I need a real Chris Martin in my life!
by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

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The tiny front teeth in an animals mouth
Hey buuudddy! Love to see your corn jibblers!!!
by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

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Pondering the idea of buying and caring for a gerbil.
I have been Gerpondering all day!!!
by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

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