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Left wing normie

A1: FLOOR GANG
journalistew: Can you shut up.

journalistew by pewdiepie_fan_club May 28, 2020

Game Journalist 

Someone who has never played an actual video game before and calls anything too engaging "the new Dark Souls"; Another way of telling someone "You fucking suck at video games."

See also - filthy casual

Wait, you couldn't get past the tutorial level? What are you, a Game Journalist?

Game Journalist by DimDongDun November 1, 2017

Underpants journalist 

A journalist who writes about and/or dressed in their underpants. Often referring to bloggers or freelancers who work from home/their parents' basement.

"TMZ may have broken the 'Michael Jackson is dead' story, but they're still a bunch of underpants journalists."

Underpants journalist by Stable of Crayons July 21, 2009

Games Journalist

A high on soy dude that is already a joke within journalism, but his masochist self just wants more paddles to his arse.

"the games journalist gave his wife a rose when she came home after having sex with Raul."

Games Journalist by Kandy_ElmofromEverywhere May 7, 2018

journalistic masturbation 

When a journalist writes an article showing off his or her writing skills, vocabulary and worldly knowledge rather than sticking to the job of reporting. This is usually the case in an interview where the opinions and insight of the subject are overshadowed by the journalist's uncontrollable need to show off. It is when the standard of unbiased journalism becomes commentary when it is not supposed to be. In other words, it's all about the writer's ego.

The best example ever of "journalistic masturbation" can be found in the cover story of the LA Weekly Nov. 30 - Dec. 6 issue/ Vol. 30/ No. 2 "Dennis Kucinich Has Five Minutes For You" by Dwayne Booth.

journalistic masturbation by Mr. Clizzy fresh December 31, 2007

Urban Journalist 

A sometimes obsessive contributor to Urban Dictionary whose style is more apropros to an Urban Encyclopedia listing or a private blog posting.

Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the Urban Journalist's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).

"Some Urban Dictionary "editors" are really URBAN JOURNALISTs."

"I heard that the URBAN JOURNALIST, KungFu Jesus was 86ed from Wikipedia; and, I believe it."

Urban Journalist by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

journalist 

An individual who lazily aggregates related social commentary under the guise of reporting news.

This journalist has copied the Twitter trending feed.

journalist by Random Netizen May 18, 2018