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The glorious most scrumptious man to ever set foot on this planet.
Jhossue is looking absolutely scrumptious today.
Jhossue by I love Rakitic November 21, 2023
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Nice, tall, handsome Spanish guy (and model), who believes in astrology but still is super cool. Everything or nothing. He does not play the piano, but knows how to apply his (not only) fingers to create some high notes. Consider yourself happy if you meet a Jossue because it will be hard for you to find someone more kind (and good looking).
“Have you seen Jossue? I really want to date and make out with him!”

“I can’t wait to see Jossue again!”
Jossue by pumockl November 20, 2021
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Jhossiel is a hot and beautiful young boy that all the girls will fall for him!!! He only falls for one young lady with beautiful personality. If you ever meet jhossiel don’t let him go cause it’s hard to get him back..
Bro you are so jhossiel!!!
jhossiel by Jhossiel May 5, 2019

jhossefin 

Jhossefin's are mentally ill gay bitches.
-Oh, have you heard about that new girl named Jhossefin?
-Yeah, she's gae bro
jhossefin by kaeyas mommy milkers February 7, 2022

Jhosselyn 

She's a K-Pop obsessed girl in love with Jeon Jungkook (Kookie) who is nice but can be scary as hell who scary at times but awsome
Nobody:
Jhosselyn: Did someone say K-Pop?
Jhosselyn by aaagrimage November 20, 2019
Jhossep is a bullshitter who sweet whispers nothing's in your ears but is so attractive you fall for it anyway!! His accent is so sexy you will want him to keep whispering in your ear.
Those comments were so Jhossep like.
Jhossep by Jarejo June 24, 2014

jhossett 

The kind on girl that you can just chill with and talk about life with. Jhossetts mainly have an old soul and love vintage things. If you ever need advice a Jhossett is your best option. She's an AWESOME cook which gives her that wifey material. She's a beast on the dance floor and can shake that ass! Jhossetts are the best girls on the planet if you get her don't loose her you'll regret it.
Guy 1: damnnnn look at the girl on the dance floor!
Guy 2: Yea she's lit, she must be a Jhossett

Guy 3: She is man!, and she can cook too #wifeymaterial
jhossett by KCswizzle April 9, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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