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The kind on girl that you can just chill with and talk about life with. Jhossetts mainly have an old soul and love vintage things. If you ever need advice a Jhossett is your best option. She's an AWESOME cook which gives her that wifey material. She's a beast on the dance floor and can shake that ass! Jhossetts are the best girls on the planet if you get her don't loose her you'll regret it.

Guy 1: damnnnn look at the girl on the dance floor!
Guy 2: Yea she's lit, she must be a Jhossett

Guy 3: She is man!, and she can cook too #wifeymaterial

jhossett by KCswizzle April 9, 2017

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Jossette

Jossette is VERY FRIENDLY! Easy to talk to. Loves food and guys. Adventureous, Hilarious, and Random. Can say some stupid stuff at times but you love it. Doesnt like to be mean. Always happy and energetic but if sad you should comfort. Has a BIG ass. One of the most GORGEOUS girls on Earth. Has a great body. Has many friends. Has great style! Is the PERFECT girlfriend or best friend. You can tell her anything! I down for her shit. Doesnt like to fight but if she has to, she will. Will always have your back. If you find a Jossette, then you are very lucky because there are not many.

Guy 1- man i think i like Jossette
Guy 2- really? Cause i do too!

Jossette by Ipwidldveudloa January 4, 2012

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Jossette

A very nice girl. VERY friendly and easy to talk to. VERY GORGEOUS!!! The perfect girlfriend or best friend. Knows how to make you laugh. Knows how to dress. Loves food and guys! Very energetic and loves to have a fun time. Has lots of friends. Has a big ass! Very loud. Has the perfect body.

Guy 1- man is that Jossette?
Guy 2- yeah, shes perfect!

Guy 1- she's mine!

Jossette by Porwtilo January 4, 2012

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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