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Jhossep is a bullshitter who sweet whispers nothing's in your ears but is so attractive you fall for it anyway!! His accent is so sexy you will want him to keep whispering in your ear.
Those comments were so Jhossep like.
Jhossep by Jarejo June 24, 2014
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jhossefin 

Jhossefin's are mentally ill gay bitches.
-Oh, have you heard about that new girl named Jhossefin?
-Yeah, she's gae bro
jhossefin by kaeyas mommy milkers February 7, 2022
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a cool Spanish friend who forgot to bring tacos to the barmitzvah
that fucker jhoseph forgot to bring food
jhoseph by drumlin_drums June 4, 2018

Jhosselyn 

She's a K-Pop obsessed girl in love with Jeon Jungkook (Kookie) who is nice but can be scary as hell who scary at times but awsome
Nobody:
Jhosselyn: Did someone say K-Pop?
Jhosselyn by aaagrimage November 20, 2019

jhossett 

The kind on girl that you can just chill with and talk about life with. Jhossetts mainly have an old soul and love vintage things. If you ever need advice a Jhossett is your best option. She's an AWESOME cook which gives her that wifey material. She's a beast on the dance floor and can shake that ass! Jhossetts are the best girls on the planet if you get her don't loose her you'll regret it.
Guy 1: damnnnn look at the girl on the dance floor!
Guy 2: Yea she's lit, she must be a Jhossett

Guy 3: She is man!, and she can cook too #wifeymaterial
jhossett by KCswizzle April 9, 2017
I have wanted to try a big penis, I think I'll find a Jhosep
Jhosep by Jhosep November 23, 2021
Josseph is an outstanding fun to hang around type of guy he cares a lot about people usually shy but when you get to know him he is a great guy. Really good in bed and knows what to say to girls really loyal and isn’t afraid of commitment. People named Josseph are athletic and spend most of their time in sports.
Josseph is a really great guy
josseph by Alex mojilla November 23, 2021
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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