Jhoes
Jhoes by SlimWonderful February 5, 2025
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Jheese
Daniel : Awww dude theres jheese permanently stained into your underpants.
Wang: Dude that aint my jheese!
Wang: Dude that aint my jheese!
Jheese by Naploean Dynamite 001 April 27, 2011
St. Joes catholic academy
Fucking bum ass school with teachers who are on your dick 24/7 if you don’t have a vagina or aren’t Croatian and get a fucking heart attack if they hear a curse word. Fuck Ms. Snell and Ms. Dondic they can suck my dick
St. Joes catholic academy by cOCkGUZzeler1243 June 20, 2018
Trader Joes
The most sexiest store in the world. Those free samples make me hard. If heaven was a place it would be Trader Joes
Timmy: Hey Miranda... my parents aren't home wanna do something fun
Miranda: Yeah lets go to Trader Joes
Timmy: Yes
Miranda: Yeah lets go to Trader Joes
Timmy: Yes
Trader Joes by Colorful_Crans December 18, 2019
Joeserver Effect
Similar to the observer effect in physics, the very act of one person saying they will attend an event can cause all other people who were going to attend to change their minds. Has been known to ruin entire parties.
<Dave> Man, this party is going to be awesome, are you guys coming?
<Adrian> I'll be there
<Joe> I'm coming!
<Adrian> Actually wait, I just realised I had something on
<Dave> Damn, the Joeserver effect!
<Adrian> I'll be there
<Joe> I'm coming!
<Adrian> Actually wait, I just realised I had something on
<Dave> Damn, the Joeserver effect!
Joeserver Effect by PartyJardino May 18, 2009
Jhessa
A brave, independent, down-to-earth kind of woman. She's the kind of person who cares, makes an effort, and loves without hesitation. She finds good in everything and appreciates a lot even in the most little things. The depth of her heart is like the ocean; it's immeasurable and her mind is as vast as the universe. Her beauty radiates her soul and her personality is a kind that just lits up a room. An epitome of a friend that everyone should have in their lives.
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Slop Grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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