Jewsip
The guy who orders his meal to go, stands at the soft drink kiosk filling his drink then drinking it and filling it again and again to get as much drink as he can before he leaves the premises.
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Jewseph
A small, round, young boy that is addicted to video games and likes inserting his controller up his arse whilst wanking off his chode whilst reading the Torah.
Jewseph by Darren Bazaltubine June 9, 2019
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Jewsapalooza
Jewsapalooza by stryd3r April 26, 2009
jew sip
You go out to a restaurant with free refills, pay the bill, and you're standing up to leave. But, after you stand up you realize that you left half a glass of soda on the table, so you pick it up and jew one last sip of soda before you leave. True jews sit back down and finish the entire soda before leaving.
jew sip by Herschel Feinstein December 3, 2007
Jewnipulation
Jewnipulation is a way to covertly influence someone with indirect, deceptive, or abusive tactics for financial gain. Jewnipulation may seem benign or even friendly or flattering, as if the person has your highest concern in mind, but in reality it's to achieve financial gain.
Jewnipulation by KanyeQuest October 4, 2015
Jewseph
Jewseph by Tyla B - Urban Dundee September 25, 2008
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