Jewsip 

The guy who orders his meal to go, stands at the soft drink kiosk filling his drink then drinking it and filling it again and again to get as much drink as he can before he leaves the premises.

1. Sorry I was late, I had to wait for the jewsipper who was hogging up all the Coke at Mc Donald's.

2. It was so hot today I just stayed at 7-11 and jewsipped my small-slurpee

3. "Dude, don't order the extra large drink, just jewsip a small and save the quarter."

Jewsip by chowpay July 6, 2009

Jewseph

A small, round, young boy that is addicted to video games and likes inserting his controller up his arse whilst wanking off his chode whilst reading the Torah.

I wish I never had a child, because he is such a Jewseph.

Jewseph by Darren Bazaltubine June 9, 2019

Jewsapalooza 

A large gathering of Jews, usually resulting in uncontrolled chaos and havoc.

"There was a real jewsapalooza at the park this Sabbath."

Jewsapalooza by stryd3r April 26, 2009

jew sip 

You go out to a restaurant with free refills, pay the bill, and you're standing up to leave. But, after you stand up you realize that you left half a glass of soda on the table, so you pick it up and jew one last sip of soda before you leave. True jews sit back down and finish the entire soda before leaving.

"I let my date walk out in front of me as I took a last jew sip of coke."

jew sip by Herschel Feinstein December 3, 2007

Jewnipulation 

Jewnipulation is a way to covertly influence someone with indirect, deceptive, or abusive tactics for financial gain. Jewnipulation may seem benign or even friendly or flattering, as if the person has your highest concern in mind, but in reality it's to achieve financial gain.

I had to use a little Jewnipulation on my bro to buy this 8th

Jewnipulation by KanyeQuest October 4, 2015

jewlipino 

person that is 50%Jewish and 50%Filipino; mother is jewish and father is filipino

That guy is looks hispanic, yet he wears a yamica, he must be a jewlipino.

jewlipino by dahotone August 11, 2007

Jewseph

A Jewish Joseph, that has immaculate nostrils.

Wow, that is quite a large nose, Jewseph!

Jewseph by Tyla B - Urban Dundee September 25, 2008