Jesip

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Jesip is the kind of person who never backs down, they are loyal beyond belief and will do anything for you once you gain their trust. If you manage to get into a relationship with one, worry not. Their soul will be devoted to you. Communication is very important to Jesip’s, almost everything can be resolved as long as you talk it out. Jesip is just overall the perfect person. If you manage to befriend one, keep them around.

“Jesip is the love of my life”

Jesip by MELODYXO August 9, 2023

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Jesper Dichmann

- Noun
Chicargo-slang. Commonly used for people with an eating disorder.

Rasmus: Ay you fat
Justin: nah i just have Jesper Dichmann
Rasmus: aight fair enough

Jesper Dichmann by MikeTheShikes April 6, 2019

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jesi

indicative of more than one Jesus

“theres a group of jesi over there”
“dude”

jesi by Cowboy_ October 30, 2021

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Josip Broz Tito

Chill dude.
He lead Yugoslavia and has fought in some wars back in the day.
Loved by his people and hated by Stalin. That was Tito.

Did this Josip Broz Tito really fuck Elizabeth Taylor?

Josip Broz Tito by Who took Commie? April 19, 2018

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Jeips

A great feeling of sensation, almost like a lightening bolt hitting your dick.

Dude, ever since I got a sex change, I feel so jeips!

Jeips by Olivahessum March 31, 2009

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Jesper Fahey

SPOILERS

A hot chaos bisexual materialki sharpshooter character in six of crows

One half of wesper
His middle name is Llewellyn

Person A: whos that really tall charismatic sharpshooter
Person B: that's jesper fahey, he's part of kaz's crows and is dating wylan
Person A: oh man, too bad he's taken
Person B: yeah

Jesper Fahey by AelinsBiggestSimp August 26, 2021

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jedipilepsy

n. A condition characterized by spasms of wisdom and mind-control abilities caused by quick, oscillating assaults by an ideological obstacle. adj. jedipileptic.

His jedipilepsy was handy for turning disagreements to his advantage.

jedipilepsy by Neo Yami October 2, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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