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This is a term used to define the most extreme frugal (tight ass) behavior exhibited by a Korean, with Jewish monetary values (not actual related to a Jew).
His or her property for sale is always "real nice" (worth gold) whereas anything they buy, must leave them feeling like they dry fucked you.
This behavior is often noted by the continually forcing contractors to quick fix things. In hopes that this underspending, in an attempt that a quick fix, maybe sufficient.
When the quick fix has failed, then being faced with an American contractor, he is always too expensive. The Jewrean will argue a discounted rate and get the contractor to the point of completion.
Lastly,the Jewrean will either re-negotiate, the agreed work, fire the contractor, or flat out NOT PAY THEM UNTIL THE SHERIFF ARRIVES
His or her property for sale is always "real nice" (worth gold) whereas anything they buy, must leave them feeling like they dry fucked you.
This behavior is often noted by the continually forcing contractors to quick fix things. In hopes that this underspending, in an attempt that a quick fix, maybe sufficient.
When the quick fix has failed, then being faced with an American contractor, he is always too expensive. The Jewrean will argue a discounted rate and get the contractor to the point of completion.
Lastly,the Jewrean will either re-negotiate, the agreed work, fire the contractor, or flat out NOT PAY THEM UNTIL THE SHERIFF ARRIVES
Our Korean landlord could only be cheaper if he was a Jew as well. The Jewrean had the septic pumped ten times in six month because he did not want to pay to have the drain field replaced.
That Jewrean shorted the pump truck $300.00 after he agreed to pay the entire amount. The Sheriff is on his way.
That Jewrean shorted the pump truck $300.00 after he agreed to pay the entire amount. The Sheriff is on his way.
jewrean by "2 Expensive" Rightway plumber October 23, 2009
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026