jewlo

A jewish girl who wants to look sexy and pretty (like Jlo) but at the same time observe jewish traditions.
"JewLo recognizes that the Jewish female has been underrepresented in the world of pop culture.... JewLo believes that sexuality and religion are not incompatible.... Jew.Lo gives props to zaftig Jewish figures, recognizing that a girl need not be a stick figure to be hot, and that a true dish loves her knish"

Hey, this gurl is for sure a Jewlo.

by OneFineJew September 25, 2005

Jewlo

One of Jewish background who acts like a cholo.

He took a picture flashing the other guys wallet, necklace and bracelet, with his shirt tucked into his jeans, and wearing a visor upside down and to the side, AND he's Jewish...therefore I called him and Jewlo

by JT Flickner August 20, 2007

Jello Baby

A child conceived to Mormon parents, who by definition are subscribing to the Jello Plan.

Mitt and Ann Romney have five Jello Baby's. They were on the jello plan for sure!

by ThreeLeftShoes July 19, 2012

Jello Munoz

Cool ass nigga from Idaho, He is the dopest guy to hang out with and he’s always smiling, and a reckless person

Jello Munoz is always doing some crazy shit

by Willing deez April 15, 2019

Turkey Jello

A sagging double chin that sags like jello and in which resembles a turkey's gobbler. A trait commonly found amongst middle age female Math teachers.

"When my teacher shook her head, her turkey jello flapped everywhere. It almost hit my face!"

by Sacktavious June 7, 2007

jellooo

another way of greeting someone like "hi" or "hello"
a cuter way of saying hellooo

jellooo anybody home? ^_?

by primaverabebe February 5, 2010

jello surfing

Fucking a really fat chic with her on top riding your cock

Donnie, Let's go out and get some drinks, Nah man I can't that Fat Heffer Megan broke my dick jello surfing

by Slick&Silly August 4, 2017