jewlously

Like jealousy, but specifically of jewish things. To want what a Jewish person has.

Pete: Look at Saul's new Mercedes. . . why do Jewish people always have awesome cars?

Mike: Hey there, ease up on the Jewlously, he's worked hard!

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Jack: I've got a seriously Jewlousy issue with Morty's lifestyle. . .

jewlously by SR1972 May 17, 2010

black jealousy

When people of African descent are jealous of other African peoples' ambitions and/or success.

The hatred that black people experience when they see someone in their own community succeeding.

ex: The Younger family of the play A Raisin in the Sun all suffer from black jealousy.
ex: Person 1: He just never wants me to achieve my dreams. Person 2: You mean he suffers from black jealousy.

black jealousy by karj1432 April 28, 2019

Bacon Jealousy 

The intense resentment one feels when they smell or see bacon that is not their own.

Usually results in the envious subject cooking there own bacon.

Jack: Do you smell that?
Mark: Yeah, I've got me some bacon jealousy.
Jack: Same.

Bacon Jealousy by the shiny elf November 12, 2011

Jealousy 

a strang thing so much more powerful than you would have thought and very irrational.

i had jealousy when i looked at her with him.

Jealousy by Twilight Book April 4, 2009

retroactive jealousy 

Retroactive jealousy is sometimes known as retroactive jealousy OCD, as it’s obsessive overthinking about sexual and/or romantic events, people and encounters from a partner’s past.

Boyfriend: Oh I forgot to tell u, I bumped into Rosie my ex in the mall yesterday
Girlfriend: * passive aggressively* oh, wow nice why did u stop and talk to her wasn't it too awkward ?
Boyfriend: Not at all, she was really sweet

Girlfriend: *thinks about this for the rest of her life* *googles why she’s so jealous of her boyfriends ex* *diagnoses her self with retroactive jealousy*

retroactive jealousy by Iwishiwasntjealousofmybf’sex’s November 6, 2019

Jealousy 

Turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies

Choking on your alibis
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
‘Cause I’m Mr Brightside

Wife: I can’t believe this jealousy

Me: well you know I’m Mr Brightside

Jealousy by EdgyMcgee June 21, 2019

jealousy 

The real or perceived threat of the loss of a valued relationship to a rival.

Maria's feelings of jealousy were making her see signs of an affair between her best friend and boyfriend that weren't actually happening.

jealousy by Andrew J F October 27, 2005