Schwarzenegger Cock

When you're married and knock up your wife and maid at the same time

WTF your wife is pregnant and so is the help, dude you have a Schwarzenegger cock

by Slick&Silly August 13, 2017

jello surfing

Fucking a really fat chic with her on top riding your cock

Donnie, Let's go out and get some drinks, Nah man I can't that Fat Heffer Megan broke my dick jello surfing

by Slick&Silly August 04, 2017

bo benac

An asshole fisherman and animal abuser

Rick, Why the fuck did you feed a shark a dead dog and then torture the shark, you're a sick fuck just like Bo Benac

by Slick&Silly August 04, 2017

Jay Jones

Unlike Basketball Jones who is obsessed with success (especially in basketball). A Jay Jones is a lazy fuck who lacks any drive or success

Dude WTF, It's 4 O'Clock get up. Don't you have a job? You want to be Basketball Jones, but you're just a Jay Jones. No ambition, goals, etc.

by Slick&Silly August 03, 2017

dirty lay

A skank bitch who doesn't bathe

Dude, I can't believe you fucked that skank. Man, she was a dirty lay

by Slick&Silly July 29, 2017

two headed blow job

A blow job from conjoined twins

Man, I think the last thing on my bucket list is to get a two headed blow job from those conjoined twins up the road. Then my life is complete

by Slick&Silly July 28, 2017