two headed blow job

Man, I think the last thing on my bucket list is to get a two headed blow job from those conjoined twins up the road. Then my life is complete

by Slick&Silly July 28, 2017

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jello surfing

Fucking a really fat chic with her on top riding your cock

Donnie, Let's go out and get some drinks, Nah man I can't that Fat Heffer Megan broke my dick jello surfing

by Slick&Silly August 01, 2017

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Dude, I can't believe you fucked that skank. Man, she was a dirty lay

by Slick&Silly July 29, 2017

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When you're married and knock up your wife and maid at the same time

WTF your wife is pregnant and so is the help, dude you have a Schwarzenegger cock

by Slick&Silly August 11, 2017

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Rick, Why the fuck did you feed a shark a dead dog and then torture the shark, you're a sick fuck just like Bo Benac

by Slick&Silly August 01, 2017

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Unlike Basketball Jones who is obsessed with success (especially in basketball). A Jay Jones is a lazy fuck who lacks any drive or success

Dude WTF, It's 4 O'Clock get up. Don't you have a job? You want to be Basketball Jones, but you're just a Jay Jones. No ambition, goals, etc.

by Slick&Silly August 03, 2017

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