jewload

To download/send/receive music or pornography illegally. Websites such as Jewsendit.com is a common favorite for this piracy.

"Dude, Jewload me some Opeth"
"Metallica took Napster to court because there was too many mexicans jewsending and jewreceiving their songs"

jewload by Turbo86 June 29, 2006

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Jewlord

When your landlord is Jewish and is extra pushy about getting his rent money, and real particular about any damage done to the house so he can Jew you out of money to make bullshit repairs.

Shit the Jewlord is hear quick hide the bowls and your money.... Hurry up man cover up that stain on the carpet or he will try to Jew us for the price of a new carpet.

Jewlord by reghog August 1, 2007

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jewload • Jewlord • Jewlado

Jewlado

a person who has one parent that is Jewish and the other being a non-Jew. Half-Jewish

Sally: My mom is Jewish but my dad is catholic.

Ron: Well that makes you Jewlado.

Jewlado by butch the hack pig February 2, 2009

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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