jewload

To download/send/receive music or pornography illegally. Websites such as Jewsendit.com is a common favorite for this piracy.

"Dude, Jewload me some Opeth"
"Metallica took Napster to court because there was too many mexicans jewsending and jewreceiving their songs"

by Turbo86 June 29, 2006

Jewlord

When your landlord is Jewish and is extra pushy about getting his rent money, and real particular about any damage done to the house so he can Jew you out of money to make bullshit repairs.

Shit the Jewlord is hear quick hide the bowls and your money.... Hurry up man cover up that stain on the carpet or he will try to Jew us for the price of a new carpet.

by reghog August 1, 2007

Jewlado

a person who has one parent that is Jewish and the other being a non-Jew. Half-Jewish

Sally: My mom is Jewish but my dad is catholic.

Ron: Well that makes you Jewlado.

by butch the hack pig February 2, 2009