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Jewlogy

An occasion in which a collection plate is passed around to comfort the loved ones of the deceased during a funeral service
Joe:Man can you believe they took a collection at that funeral???

Billy: I know man, that was a total jewlogy
by Jchurch88 February 8, 2010
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jewlogy

The praises exchanged between Anglo-Saxon Protestants following the death of a Semetic individual.
"Bob returned to the party with a six pack of beer, then proceeded to round up his fellow 300 lb. white companions and dictate his mellifluous jewlogy as they cheered him on with glee."
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jellogy

The devilish player of red dead redemption 2 online! She can take on whole posses and die only a few times! One of the best female red dead players.
Jellogy slaughters them all.
by Jelly donut September 15, 2020
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Jewology

The study of being a Jew.

In order to become a Jew, you must first study the history of the Jew. Jewology is summarised as "The art of being a stooge."

Jewology focus' mainly on;
• People who want to be stooge.
• Life long learning at being a stooge.
• Endeavouring to become Pro at being a stooge.

If you are Pro, and have studied much, you may be dubbed a Jewologist. Years of long hard training at stooging friends and family earns you the right for this prestige’s award.
Ben studies Jewology
Ben lectures Jewology
Ben is founder of Jewology

From the Jewological Society of Stooges, Ben is Grand Master Stooge / Pro Jewologist
by Pro Stooge October 4, 2006
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Jewology

The intense study of the Jewish disease.
Nein: yo, I just got the job, I'm officially a Jewologist
Alex: isn't Jewology kinda rascist
Nein: yeah if your a fuckin little bitch
Alex: oh
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