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Jewnited States of America 

The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them
The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.

Jewnitarian

My neighbor is a Universalist Unitarian and her boyfriend is Jewish. They are having a Jewnitarian wedding.
Jewnitarian by lynx wings April 24, 2005

Jewginity 

jew·gin·i·ty joo jínnətee
n

1. sexual intercourse with a person of jewish beliefs for the first time.
When I went to Israel last year, I got drunk and lost my jewginity with this insanely hot Jewish girl.
jew - ni - ty
noun, plural.
1. A Jew's state of being one, at peace with his Jewiness.
2. A whole or totality of all Jews in jewnison.
3. The combination of several Jews working together as individual parts of a whole, jewnification.
1. Mr. Goldstein has finally reached jewnity.
2. Israel is a nation brought together by jewnity.
3. The cast of Seinfeld really shows you that jewnity is possible.
jewnity by RenatoM January 16, 2008

Jewfinitions 

Any Urban Dictionary definition involving Jews, Judism, Hebrews, or anything else of the Jew persuasion
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Jewfinitions by The_BIG_Nasty March 23, 2005

jewin it 

means doin it but in a jewish way
dude ure jewin it, thats so rad
jewin it by Da Rabai October 14, 2004