Jewinit

when you fuck a girl and u use a finger and your nose at the same time. works only if you have big nose like a jewish man. will work in any hole held in by pants.

that guy a freak like to really likes jewinit, sweeet

by zach novak September 29, 2006

Jewnited States of America

The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them

The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.

by Max Fillpot September 27, 2021

Jewnitarian

A combination of Jew and Universalist Unitarian.

My neighbor is a Universalist Unitarian and her boyfriend is Jewish. They are having a Jewnitarian wedding.

by lynx wings April 24, 2005

Jewginity

jew·gin·i·ty joo jínnətee
n

1. sexual intercourse with a person of jewish beliefs for the first time.

When I went to Israel last year, I got drunk and lost my jewginity with this insanely hot Jewish girl.

by Chancellor St. Blue May 10, 2010

jewnity

jew - ni - ty
noun, plural.
1. A Jew's state of being one, at peace with his Jewiness.
2. A whole or totality of all Jews in jewnison.
3. The combination of several Jews working together as individual parts of a whole, jewnification.

1. Mr. Goldstein has finally reached jewnity.
2. Israel is a nation brought together by jewnity.
3. The cast of Seinfeld really shows you that jewnity is possible.

by RenatoM January 16, 2008

Jewfinitions

Any Urban Dictionary definition involving Jews, Judism, Hebrews, or anything else of the Jew persuasion

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by The_BIG_Nasty March 23, 2005

jewin it

means doin it but in a jewish way

dude ure jewin it, thats so rad

by Da Rabai October 14, 2004