Jewberrie

Meaning a Jewish Gem. Dark in substance the Gem is highly valued amongst the Jewish community, although often frowned upon by others. It is a very rare Gem and there is only one listed in existence today. There have been rumours of others being discovered but to date all claims have been dismissed.

"Oh look there's a Jewberrie"
"Praise the Jewberrie"

by Kizzie Gonnakillyou June 10, 2009

Jewberrie

Affectionate term for someone tight with money.

Babe, you're such a jewberrie if you can't buy me jimmy choo's at least buy me some flowers!

by joz3z August 20, 2011

jewberry pie

The act of popping a jewish girls cherry, then using the blood to make a pie much like a cherry pie.

Man#1:i am sooo hungry
Man#2:dude i made a jewberry pie last night, it is in the fridge.

by pro-salad-tosser December 2, 2010

jewberry jamboree

The ultimate insult

Sam keuler is a Jewberry jamboree

by KalebFuDresne August 15, 2023

JewBerry

A slang term for a Blackberry phone, normally used to indicate the general audience that uses them.

Jacob checks his stock portfolio on his new JewBerry.

by your mother trebek June 5, 2009

Jewberitus

A terrible disease only the most annoying of annoying people ever get sick from.

Symptoms: Nose picking, crying over everything, being an all around Jew, enjoying watching guys bend over, changing your normal person name to something very, very queer, having long, greasy hair, being mildly retarded, sucking at life, thinking you are a good musician, basically being the Joe Dirt of the Joe Dirts.

How to rememdy this disease: Sorry, Jewberitus is an mainly uncurable disease that only Chuck Norris can cure, with a roundhouse kick straight to the face.

See that David kid? I hear he has Jewberitus.

Taber really needs to get kicked in the face by Chuck Norris, I hear it's the only way to clear up his Jewberitus.

by Muhammed MoonCricket Ali February 23, 2009

Jewterrican

A jewish Mexican Terrorist

Hey that new guy Pablo yeah, he is a Jewterrican

by Charger101 February 8, 2009