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Jewberry 

a person with extremely frugal financial standards.
Joe's jewberry tendencies saved him large sums of money over the years, but he never had any fun with it,
Jewberry by Bill J October 4, 2005

Jewberry 

A booger that is attached and dangling from one’s nose-hairs, On thee outside of the nostril. Similar to a Dingleberry.
“I was gonna go blow my nose, cause I felt I had a big ol Jewberry creepin.”
Jewberry by Djdollarbill September 25, 2018

jewberry pie

The act of popping a jewish girls cherry, then using the blood to make a pie much like a cherry pie.
Man#1:i am sooo hungry
Man#2:dude i made a jewberry pie last night, it is in the fridge.
jewberry pie by pro-salad-tosser December 2, 2010

jewberry jamboree

jewberry jamboree by KalebFuDresne August 15, 2023

jewberry muffin 

When your mom comes home when your cooking muffins for summer fun and you may be a jew but you can still have fun so you go ahead and throw yourself out there only to fuck a space time continuum and get 1900d freedom fucked off of rust bc your mom hates your Lil jew ass hole because you are fucking petunia slut who only worships the demons of celzar because you can only drink powerade because your mom is stuck in the great depression and can only afford a watered down Gatorade because the oppression of society is weighing her down and she can't even swim under the sea with a mermaid and a crab because her family hates her because who has hermit crabs you fucking racist piece of dick queso lookin ass I bet you kiss nobody with that mouth you imbread computer mouse.
jewberry muffin by Dank Boi 69 September 4, 2016

Jewberty 

The process in which a young jew grows into a adult jew rapidly in a certain period, such as the enlargening of the nose.
Daniel is going through jewberty!
Jewberty by gnolruf122 March 7, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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