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Jewaga 

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The spell in the famous Final Fantasy series causing ones player to lose a large sum of gil
"aww man he just casted jewaga on me and i lost all my gil"
Jewaga by Jammmmmmer December 20, 2009
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jewggalo 

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A Jewish juggalo. A Hebrew fan of Insane Clown Posse.
Mark Rosenstein is going to an Insane Clown Posse concert right after he leaves the synagogue. He is a true jewggalo.
jewggalo by PMax February 12, 2008
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Jewaga • jewga • jewgar • jewgasm • jeagarswife • jewage • Jewgal • jewggas • Jewgaboo • Jewgan

jewgag 

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An archaic term dating at least to the 1860's meaning to tease sexually but not satisfy (see blueballing). Can be used for both males and females.
Lord Daft Wager: I say, your wife certainly jewgagged me something fierce last night in the closet at the costume ball.

Buzzkillington: That wasn't my wife, that was me old chap.

Lord Daft Wager: Blasted costumes...
jewgag by SilentS March 20, 2009
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Jewgaze 

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A style of music fusing a shoegaze sound with the stylistic elements and instrumentation of a klezmer band.
"Tel Aviv's thriving Jewgaze scene is driven by bands like My Bloody Mitzvah, Shabbat-driver, and the Manischewitz 3.
Jewgaze by Genre Conventions Are My Life September 16, 2010
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jewgasm 

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Getting overly-excited about getting a good deal on a purchase or otherwise saving money.
Damn, Emily practically had a jewgasm over that shoe sale!
jewgasm by tdrga May 7, 2006
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Jewgal 

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Not willing to spend money on anything fun or cool, associated with being a fat pussy.
Friend 1: Wow knifes in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive are totally worth the money. You should get one!
Friend 2: Nah I'd rather buy a skateboard even though I don't skate.
Friend 3: God you're so jewgal!
Jewgal by DANNEL April 10, 2015

Thooyan Jewagner 

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THIS IS THE NUMBER ONE FASTEST RUNNER IN THE UNIVERSE! HES ALSO AN ASSHOLE BECAUSE HE TRIED TO DRILL MY SISTER SOOOO HARD LAST NIGHT AND MADE A HUGE MESS! HE ALSO FUCKED MY MOM SUPER HARD 3 YEARS AGO AND MESSED UP MY GOGGLES WHEN I WAS AT THE BEACH, HE ALSO TOOK MY DIAMOND RING, BUT OVERALL HES A GOOD DUDE. A DOUCHEBAG BUT A GOOD DUDE, AND HOW LONG CAN THESE THINGS GO FOR?
why are u such a Thooyan Jewagner!
Thooyan Jewagner by Gandalf (Bob) June 28, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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