Jewgan

A vegan who is also Jewish.

Our friend David is such a Jewgan, he needs his food to be both vegan and kosher.

by pronstr August 1, 2017

Jewgan

(singular) (jew-gen)
usually an ugly, fat, young, yamica wearing, jew curling, motza eating, going to temple every sunday, non American Jewish girl.

"Look at that awkward Jewgan in the corner wearing a kilt."
"Ew I'd hate to be a Jewgan..."
Slogan: "The more Jewgans the better!"

by Paty Kerry October 22, 2011

jegan

Jegan is a nice person that will always want his friends and family to be happy. Jegans will love one girl forever every if she’s taken and loves football and sport. Also, Jegans will have a lovebirds for singing and rapping and may end up with a career. You gotta love Jegan!!!!

Awe he’s so sweet holding the door for you!

I know! He’s totally a Jegan!

by cammyd04 May 22, 2018

Jewmando

Jewish Commando, Expertise in hiding within attics, under floorboards, secret rooms and hollowed out walls, Hired present day by the U.S. Army to infiltrate Swedish facilities. Highly active paramilitary group in World War 2.

General: "That's it, call out the Green Berets, send in the Jewmandos."

by Jaskansan October 2, 2010

jewgenics

When the orthodox jewish ostracize a Jewish member of their community because the person is mentally or physically disabled.

Jews have spread across the world in part due to jewgenics.

by AnonDoxy November 14, 2018

Jewmanitarian

A highly regarded member of the jewish faith who is revered for his aljewistic efforts and his remarkable ability to mench-press more than most.

Ari: Did you hear about this man, Saul Moskowitz?

David: I did hear of this man, Saul, you speak of. Isn't he the one who single-handedly mench-pressed 7 Rabbis ?

Ari: Yes, this is the same man we have been talking about.

David: Quite the Jewmanitarian this Saul Moskowitz we have been speaking of, is!

by Gorilla Adam March 1, 2010

Jewban

One who has a parent of Cuban heritage and another parent of Jewish decent. A fairly popular combination in South Florida.

Most of my friends at Miami Senior High School are Jewbans.

by Denise Fernandez April 6, 2005