jewggas 

- a jewish nigga
- a nigga that is a jew
- a nigga that celebrates hanukkah

Oh! Yea, Aaron, he’s one of my favorite Jewggas.

jewggas by nsfwry December 28, 2023

jewggalo 

A Jewish juggalo. A Hebrew fan of Insane Clown Posse.

Mark Rosenstein is going to an Insane Clown Posse concert right after he leaves the synagogue. He is a true jewggalo.

jewggalo by PMax February 12, 2008

JewgNasty 

When a person of the Jewish persuasion experiences the overwhelming side effects of "BoogNastiness." boognasty Though rare, it can be a frightening, and disturbing event for any witnesses, as the one experiencing JewgNastiness wins at nearly everything, cheers loudly at the win, and subsequently foams at the mouth.

-Holy Jeez! Did you Larry Rosenbergengoldenstein today at practice?

-Yeah, that semite was feelin' JewgNasty!

JewgNasty by TSTAT February 24, 2010

jewgasm 

Getting overly-excited about getting a good deal on a purchase or otherwise saving money.

Damn, Emily practically had a jewgasm over that shoe sale!

jewgasm by tdrga May 7, 2006

Jewgasm 

The euphoric feeling a Jew gets when he spends very little money and gets a lot in return

Mendel Cohen went to an all you can eat sushi buffet and ate about $150 worth of food for only $16.99. This gave Mendel a Jewgasm

Jewgasm by hEbrEw HAmmR January 8, 2011

Jewgasm 

When someone who is cheap finds out that there is a sale of any kind and has an orgasm from the excitement.

Alex: "Look at that... half off on drinks."

Schaaf: "No WAY! OMG thats amazing!"

Alex: "Wow clam down, don't have a jewgasm."

Jewgasm by Brad-Alex June 28, 2010

Jewgasm 

Jewgasm - (jew.gaz.zem)-n.

1. What the sight of large amounts of money, a load of dead towelheads, a democratic president, Barbara Streisand etc. creates in a Jew.
2. What a Jewish American Princess fakes in order to get a Bloomingdales spending card.

1. Check out that guy who bought that second-hand Ferrari for three grand. Bet he's jewgasming in his pants as we speak.
2. Susan Portnoy just spent the GDP of a small African country at Bloomingdales. Probably had to jewgasm a hell of a lot.

Jewgasm by Ed Zimmer December 17, 2007