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Not willing to spend money on anything fun or cool, associated with being a fat pussy.
Friend 1: Wow knifes in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive are totally worth the money. You should get one!
Friend 2: Nah I'd rather buy a skateboard even though I don't skate.
Friend 3: God you're so jewgal!
Jewgal by DANNEL April 10, 2015
Another name for Dougal
Commonly used for a dumbass or a swimmer. Everybody hates Jewgal especially the Germans.
Person 1: "Jewgal you're doing prayer today"

Person 2: "Crap. Not another Jew!"
Jewgal by jewgalrose August 19, 2019
Related Words
Jewgal jewgalo Jewgle jewball jewga jewgar jewgasm Jewtalian jegalys Jewgaboo
Another word for Dougal.
Someone considered to be a dumbass. Considered a hero to 6 million Jews, but not a favourite among Germans.
Gets bullied as he is a small, puny guy, who has a small.
Person 1: DId you go to Jewgal's Bar mitzvah
Person 2: Loser
Jewgal by jewgalrose August 19, 2019
A person of dark skin colour, also of Jewish belief. Has the normal traits of a Jew- stinginess, richness and such. However, they are a hybrid breed. They also have traits of a bruhthuh, and steal all the f***ing time.
Jewbalack: "Can I borrow some money?"
Poor Soul: "No."
*Jewbalack steals dat shiet anyway*
Jewbalack by ThatCheesyTroll October 22, 2013

jewbalooba 

- A fat jew
- Someone who does something you don't like, usually in a way pertaining to money
- A curse word
"Look at that ugly jewbalooba."
"You jewbalooba, pay me back!"
"Jewbalooba!"
jewbalooba by jonasdpeter July 1, 2008

jewggalo 

A Jewish juggalo. A Hebrew fan of Insane Clown Posse.
Mark Rosenstein is going to an Insane Clown Posse concert right after he leaves the synagogue. He is a true jewggalo.
jewggalo by PMax February 12, 2008

jewpalooza 

Ryan went to a flee-market hoping to wheel and deal only to leave empty handed because it was a jewpalooza.
jewpalooza by docelch September 13, 2011
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