DOUCHEBAG

The little runts who think they are above average looking. They have personality disorders, and have to go live off of women in different states. A relationship fraud. A constant need for attention. Clueless to the sane people around them. A using parasite, who can't get his own anything. A paranoid, control freak, who suffers from morning jealousy, (made up). Very low intelligence. A pathological liar, serial cheater. Always on the lookout for that smile that means just a smile to normal people. Clueless to how stupid it actually looks to others. Struts like a peacock. Stares at itself in the mirror 24/7.
"Look at that douchebag, throwing a whiney shitshow. "
by Tammy 1234 July 30, 2018
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DOUCHEBAG

SOMEONE WHO HAS THE THINKING LEVEL OF PEOPLE AND IS NOT AFRAID TO HEIR HIS/HER OPINIONS EVEN WHEN THEY MAY HURT OTHERS(THE TRUTH HURTS ANYWAYS)
HE SAID I AM UGLY TO MY FACE IN FRONT OF THE PUBLIC HE WAS BEING SUCH A DOUCHEBAG
by TEMP M August 20, 2015
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Douchebag

Someone who has surpassed Jerk and Asshole but hasn't quite reached Motherfucker
John is being a douchebag toward Taylor by telling everyone her secrets.
by spbwhat May 10, 2016
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by Jordan Rickinson July 27, 2017
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Douchebag

N - A person with an over inflated ego, coupled with a low intelligence, who has no idea people are making fun on his style or personality
www.submitadouche.com has many examples of the different types of douchebags
by aarone720 March 15, 2010
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a guy that is a royal jerk and will one day get his. a typical loser jerkface asshole who lies to girls, doesn't know how to be a man and is a big pussy.
by ihateyoualways August 28, 2009
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A person (most likely a man) who is self-absorbed and in love with himself and is very obnoxious about it and chalks up any negative criticism to jealousy. That guy who thinks he is a god and won't shut up about it.
this Mike Guy from Jersey shore actually nicknamed his own abs and compares his fame with the Beatles....what adouchebag
by That's Him Officer June 27, 2010
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