etification 

Selfish satisfaction

Leanne’s generosity towards others was perpetually stymied by her need for etification.

etification by John Holt PC November 2, 2018

emoification 

the process of turning someone into an emo.
you know, ome of those gothic people who thinks the world hates them

BoBo used the process of emoification to emo-up Jimmy for his big day out

emoification by Almighty Chris June 23, 2006

Facebook (no)tification 

Pronounced: Facebook NO-tification

1. Takes place when one is excited about having one or more facebook notifications but soon finds that they are all irrelevant or unexciting.

NOtifications are: invites to out-of-state parties, options to support causes one does not care about, comments and 'likes' from strangers, when a friend request is accepted, invites to lost cell phone events where you have no intention of sharing your number.

2. A NOtification can also take place when one receives a notification for a wall-post, photo comment (etc.) that no longer exists.

3. When facebook will not recognize that a notification has already been checked, resulting in one believing they have a new notification when it is in fact old.

Jill: "If I get one more facebook (No)tification about Courtney's graduation party, I'm going to leave the event."

Vicky: "Every time I log in to I think I have a new notification but it's always the same facebook (No)tification about that creep commenting on my profile picture."

Jill: "I totally thought that cute guy Jack wrote on my wall, but there's nothing there."
Vicky: "That's called a facebook (NO)tification"

Facebook (no)tification by jv club August 5, 2011

edufication 

To be morally and/or spiritually uplifted through education.

Despite his arduous upbringing, an edufication at school helped Levi come to the conclusion that it was morally irresponsible to tell your mum jokes.

edufication by Edufied July 29, 2017

emofication 

When somebody becomes or is becoming emo

I'm growing a side fringe , it's part of emofication.

emofication by -Modo- May 30, 2006

ethnification

Timur Kuran has defined it as "the process whereby ethnic origins, ethnic symbols, and ethnic ties gain salience and practical significance"

The fears and antagonisms that accompany high levels of ethnic activity may be a result of ethnification rather than its root cause

ethnification by ellanden November 19, 2016

getification 

To improve ones abiltiy to obtain things.

I improved my getification of sexual favors today.

getification by Tuua Mater May 29, 2007