jewgasm 

Getting overly-excited about getting a good deal on a purchase or otherwise saving money.

Damn, Emily practically had a jewgasm over that shoe sale!

jewgasm by tdrga May 7, 2006

Jewgasm 

The euphoric feeling a Jew gets when he spends very little money and gets a lot in return

Mendel Cohen went to an all you can eat sushi buffet and ate about $150 worth of food for only $16.99. This gave Mendel a Jewgasm

Jewgasm by hEbrEw HAmmR January 8, 2011

Jewgasm 

When someone who is cheap finds out that there is a sale of any kind and has an orgasm from the excitement.

Alex: "Look at that... half off on drinks."

Schaaf: "No WAY! OMG thats amazing!"

Alex: "Wow clam down, don't have a jewgasm."

Jewgasm by Brad-Alex June 28, 2010

Jewgasm 

Jewgasm - (jew.gaz.zem)-n.

1. What the sight of large amounts of money, a load of dead towelheads, a democratic president, Barbara Streisand etc. creates in a Jew.
2. What a Jewish American Princess fakes in order to get a Bloomingdales spending card.

1. Check out that guy who bought that second-hand Ferrari for three grand. Bet he's jewgasming in his pants as we speak.
2. Susan Portnoy just spent the GDP of a small African country at Bloomingdales. Probably had to jewgasm a hell of a lot.

Jewgasm by Ed Zimmer December 17, 2007

Jetgasm 

Occurs when a man rips an especially violent fart at the moment of orgasm thus adding a jet thrust to further explode his seed into the womb. Some men derive extra pleasure from the act of expelling their flatulence whilst they orgasm. Not for the feign of heart, it should only be utilized at the end of a relationship, with a fat chick, or with a really good humored mate.

She didn't like the jetgasm, but man it felt good as hell!

Jetgasm by keifermail June 29, 2009

Jawgasm 

jawr-gaz-uhm

-noun

1. A point of intensity of emotional excitement when eating.

2. When something tastes so good it is bordering on orgasmic.

3. The moment of most intense pleasure during a meal.

-adjective

1. Jawgasmic

2. Jawgastic

-synonym

1. Ejawculation

Example - Noun
Guy 1: 'You gotta try this super manly soufflé i just made'
Guy 2: *Eats a spoonful* 'I think i just had a jawgasm'

Example - Adjective 1
Chick: 'That ham and pickle sandwich was jawgasmic'

Example - Adjective 2
Mother: 'I haven't eaten anything that jawgastic since the 70's'
Daughter: 'Eww'

Jawgasm by MorbidPig February 16, 2010

Jawgasm 

The tingling sensation and movement of the jaw upon reacting to extasy. Also refered to as 'Gurning'. It is the chewing of the lips and random motion of the mouth.

Brad: Yo Harry, you got any diddlies?
Harry: Yea man, Try one of these new bad boys.

*Half an Hour Later*

Brad: Harry they are the Shiznik.
Harry: Safe but stop with the 'Jawgasm', you guna get clocked.

Jawgasm by Brad Howarth a.k.a Bradford July 27, 2006