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real jesus tears 

Real Jesus tears is when something very truamatic has occurred and you begin to cry. The tears are not the same at just crying though. When you cry real Jesus tears you can feel the pain and suffering in your chest and stomach.
I failed my final exam, when I got the paper back I cried real Jesus tears.

jesus tears

Eyedrops that give you a good ol fashioned cornea fucking. Usually used to get your eyes clear after some killer bud
AHH these fuckn jesus tears hurt so good
jesus tears by max777 June 24, 2008

baby jesus tears 

A shot of the coldest Rumple Minze peppermint schnapps available.

When served at the proper temperature it is what many would imagine the tears of the baby Jesus to taste like.
Q: Shots?

A: I'll take the baby jesus tears please.

tears of jesus

jamal: "nigguh i love koolaid. that shit is tears of jesus
tears of jesus by iamjaredcool November 28, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026