a sexual act which requires 4 seperate parties (usually consensual) including 1 well endowed male and 4 females (hot) where the man lies on his back as if on a crucifix, while the 4 females are positioned on: Finger of right hand, finger of left hand, face and penis.

Apparently last night Huw got 4 girls drunk and endulged in a session of Jesusing with them . . . What a legend!!!

Jesusing by Bodger and Badger (pjm, 139) February 26, 2010

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When a male and a female engage in intercourse and the man pulls out of her butthole and exclaims "I wash my hands of this !" He then un sheaths his long sword and cuts a two inch hole in her side. He then cums vigorously onto her internal organs

me and Becky were Jesusing so hard last night she had to go get her lungs stitched!

Jesusing by WhiteGuyWithABBC January 21, 2015

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the act of putting out your arms as if like jesus on the cross can be done like planking where a photo is taken in a certain spot

JESUSING. kind of like planking only alot cooler

Jesusing by thyisnothorses July 19, 2011

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It means seriously thinking about things, like pros and cons. Synonym: contemplating.

I was Jesusing this morning about what I am with the guy I like. I think I have a better understanding of what’s going on now that I took that time.

Jesusing by Orion Coldfire July 18, 2023

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