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Jestermate

An estimation that is considered to be so unrealistic that it is humorous.
“Estimate how long it’ll take to walk to the sun”

“About two days”

“Woah. That’s a bit of a Jestermate there”
Jestermate by OliverxHenry1304 August 16, 2023
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Jestermaxxing 

When someone goes out of their way to be funny to make people like them, but most of their "jokes" is just making themselves look like a fool and an idiot just like a jester.
Well looks like Toby is jestermaxxing again. Poor guy has no idea people are laughing at him not with him.
Jestermaxxing by DynamicMutch April 1, 2023

Jasterbate 

It is the combination of the two words; jack off and masturbate. It sounds badass.
Hey, ima go jasterbate in your moms room real quick.
Jasterbate by Gabriel, M.D October 26, 2005

jasterbate 

when japanese people get together for a masturbating ritual this is called a jasterbate.
"dude he tried to get me in his jasterbate party!"
jasterbate by jessica rodriguez January 5, 2008

Jestermaxxing 

Moon is always jestermaxxing, what an incel jerk.
Jestermaxxing by Urbanmaxx'r October 21, 2022

Jestermaxxing 

Jestermaxxing is when you make a fool of yourself for others, always cracking jokes and never being serious. Its used in dating and casual friendships.
Yea William is totally jestermaxxing right now, but he's not jesterpilled yet.
Jestermaxxing by Kingpinner May 5, 2025

Jestermaxxing

Tryna play that role with a female agreeing with everything they say and taking their side
Andy Broski is jestermaxxing (Andy Broski is a Jester)
Jestermaxxing by jesterfinalboss29 October 16, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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