Jerseys

Team of 9 all-stars who specialize in all things; balls, whacking and getting lit

Jerseys are unstoppable, bro.

Jerseys by Zelos September 23, 2019

New Jerseys 

Man-Boobs, plain and simple...

Check out the New Jerseys on that guy! Holy crap, does he ever leave the basement?

New Jerseys by Bnacov March 28, 2008

burning jerseys 

When a professional athlete makes any sort of controversial decision, you'll most likely find sports fans burning jerseys. Usually, it occurs after a player leaves a team in free agency. Jersey burning is more frequent in the NBA and NFL than the MLB.

Sports fans have been doing this since the late 2000s; however, a more notable ubiquity was in July of 2010 when LeBron James left the Cleveland Cavaliers to join the Miami Heat in free agency. Many also burned Colin Kaepernick's jersey in 2016 after he refused to stand for the national anthem. These are just some of the many occurrences.

1: Hey, did you hear about Kevin Durant deciding to sign with the Golden State Warriors?
2: Yeah! Now a bunch of people are going crazy burning jerseys.

1: I can't believe he'd leave the Thunder to join the team that beat him in the playoffs!

burning jerseys by papa tuna August 26, 2017

New Jersey messy 

Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.

Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.

An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.

If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:

“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.

But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:

“It’s New Jersey messy”

meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.

Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.

New Jersey messy by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022

Jersey Stomp 

This is when your mate from Jersey is goosed out his mind at an after party and like out of nowhere he legs begin to stomp to imaginary music in his head. This new disco move is set to sweep the nation, everyone should join in

my mate Gerry was going wild last night at the party - he was certainly doing that new phenomenon the 'Jersey Stomp'

Jersey Stomp by Cockney Sparrow April 12, 2012

jersey 6 

a girl from New Jersey that is a 6 on the 1-10 scale, thus meaning since she is slightly better than average, yet far from the top of the scale, she is reduced such exploits as blowing someone under the table of a Seaside Heights bar, or giving access to the back door for the budget price of a Jagerbomb and a place to sleep. They are usually sloppy drunk at the end of the night, and are often seen lighting the wrong end of a cigarette.

Joey: I banged a Jersey 6 last night.

Vinny: I know, bro. She was blowing me.

jersey 6 by Robbie BigSlick September 3, 2010

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs

Scramble eggs with chunks of cheddar cheese and onions. While eggs are still cooking, mix in hash browns. Serve with ketchup and a side of pork roll.

Diner Waitress: What can I get you before you head down the shore, hun?

Diner Customer: Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs, please.

Dirty Jersey Scrambled Eggs by Bruce Bo December 8, 2019