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When you don't want to take an actual shower for whatever reason, so you spray perfume or cologne all over yourself so people don't smell your body odor. Useful for when you only need to go out to run a small errand like buying milk from the grocery store.
I think I might stink a little bit but I only need to go to the Post Office so I'm going to take a jersey shower.
by buttplaster July 31, 2010
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A shower you take after taking a monster dump because it is the only way to completely clean yourself.
Tom: Did I just hear the shower running? I thought you were dropping a deuce.
Mike: I did. It was so bad, simply using toilet paper to wipe wasn't enough.
Tom: So you took a Jersey Shower to get clean. Gotcha.
by King Mexico May 22, 2006
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