Jerryl

A person who is shy, has money, and works more than anything else. He usually isn't seen around many ladies, and is usually a one girl kind of guy. Most Jerryls' stay virgins longer than the average American, but turn out to be really romantic in the bedroom. All in all, these men are real gentlemen.

Person 1: Dude! you've never had a girlfriend, you've never had sex, you've never even been on a date! Whats your problem?!

Person 2: i like to consider myself a "Jerryl" if you know what i mean. Women like that!

by CoffeeBlack2012 September 17, 2012

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker

A saint who fucked a lot of goats; one of Sam O Nella’s best creations

...and Saint Jerry the Goatfucker who, as the name implied, fucked a lot of goats.

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

jerry boy

a person that wears really skinny jeans and elongated t shirts and tries to copy Jerry Lorenzo as much as they can. their favorite shoes are probably vans checkerboard or some yeezys 350 and there is a good chance they will be wearing a t shirt with nothing on it that they got from h&m and call that "high end fashion".

Founded by Jacob Wallace and Fernando Rangel

look at that guy wearing an elongated tee with some checkerboard vans he is such a Jerry boy

by team satan June 15, 2017

Jerry Springer

Jerry Springer aka Gerald Norman Springer (February 13, 1944 – April 27, 2023) was a British-born American broadcaster, journalist, actor, producer, lawyer, and politician. Springer served as the 56th Mayor of Cincinnati from 1977 to 1978. He was best known for hosting the tabloid talk show Jerry Springer between September 30, 1991, and July 26, 2018, & debuting the Jerry Springer Podcast in 2015. From 2007 to 2008, Springer hosted America's Got Talent, and from September 2019 until 2022, Springer hosted the courtroom show Judge Jerry.

Born: Gerald Norman Springer

February 13, 1944
Highgate, London, England
Died : April 27, 2023 (aged 79) pancreatic cancer

Chicago, Illinois,

U.S.Nationality: British-American
Political party: Democratic

Spouse: Micki Velton :(m. 1973; divorced. 1994)

Occupation :
Broadcaster journalistactor producer

Talk show host

Judge

Lawyer
Politican

Known for:
Jerry Springer show

America's Got Talent
Judge Jerry
Former mayor of Cincinnati ohio

Website: www.jerryspringer.com

If you stayed home from middle school

Or high school possibly even college between the early 1990s and 2010s you probably watched the Jerry Springer show

While at home off from school .

If his tv show was a circus of the damned ,
he was the ringmaster who brought entertainment to

People age 14 and up .

by Blu_leef April 27, 2023

Jerry the dick

When a girl does some bullshit and you get back at her.

I can't give her Jerry the dick man, her friends are way older than me.

by Limonski January 17, 2020

Political Jerry

A Political Jerry is someone who’s gullible and of dangerously low political intellect who lets their significant other or friend group change/manipulate their beliefs in a quick manner. The difference between most people and a Political Jerry is they start believing what ever is being told to them and start pretending to be a political scientist. Political Jerries will do things like post odd/cringey/false political stuff on social media, show up to protest/rallies they know nothing about about, and attempt in debating people who are more educated or qualified than them but always end up looking stupid.

Political Jerry’s are prone to getting upset/emotional when being corrected, made fun of (for posting dumb political stuff), or losing a debate they started. They don’t like to be told them and their “source(s)” of knowledge are wrong because they already feel intellectually vulnerable.

A Political Jerry is the most dangerous thing to democracy because they’ve shown their inability to think on their own, do proper research, and prefer to be told what to think.

Ever since Christina started hanging out with her new friends, she’s become a Political Jerry since all she does these days is talk about Pro-Russian politics. We asked her to point out Russia on a map and she pointed to Argentina.

Mark grew up mainly republican until he met his girlfriend a year ago. Now he’s become Political Jerry constantly uploading liberal stuff to his social media and in his group chats.

Our buddy Chris keeps has been a real political Jerry these days. He keeps getting all offended and emotional after getting made fun of for sending us either incorrect/inaccurate political memes. I don’t get it, he does this often and it’s a cycle that occurs often with him.

by Smallestdaddylongleg July 27, 2023

Jerrybomb

Occurrences where work is believed to be completed by a co-worker, but is discovered to have large sections missing, completely at random and for no known reason.

Luckily I checked over my work before submitting it, I found lots of Jerrybombs in it...

by Clifford Seagull November 19, 2015