Jermy 

A small and curious fellow who constantly tries to be taller. But is still missed if other people fail to look down at the creature bouncing up and down.

Ooh, Christ, I nearly tripped straight over that Jermy. If I hadn't looked down...?

Jermy by Popsicle June 18, 2004

Jermy 

Yahweh has uplifted

Jermy is a variant spelling of the name Jeremy. It means "Yahweh has uplifted," or "He will raise," based on its roots tracing back to Yirmiyahu. In Hebrew, yirmi means "raised, lifted," while Yahu is another name for Yahweh, or God.

Oh Jermy, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind, hey Jermy,
Hey Jermy

Jermy by snoosnoocums February 19, 2021

uncle jermy

Usually that one loyal ass nigga who would ride for his bitch but ends up getting played anyway
Probably doesnt gaf bout what you think of him

Who is that dude over there? He fine as fuck!
Yeeee, thats uncle jermy

uncle jermy by Truthspeaker 101 March 20, 2017

Old Man Jeremy 

An Old Man Jeremy ("OMJ") is a muffin topped middle aged beta male who is completely under the thumb of his significant other.

An Old Man Jeremy loves to toady and is actually quite remarkable in that he has no backbone yet can still apparently walk upright!

An OMJ, being devoid of testosterone, lives in perpetual fear of encounters with real men and feisty alpha ladies.

Billy: Alec has been turned into such a gimp by Gilly! He's packed on the blubber and doesn't come to the gym anymore!
Dave: Yeah dude, Gilly's got him wearing turtle necks and cleaning the shitter!
Billy: Christ, what an Old Man Jeremy!
Dave: Yip, poor SOB is a straight up OMJ!

Old Man Jeremy by Seymour B. Oundas September 2, 2021

Jeremyism 

A religion to celebrate Jeremys. This religion was created by the Minecraft youtuber Smallishbeans.

I am part of the Jeremyism religion.

Jeremyism by JustAni August 27, 2020

Jeremyism 

A religion that Smallishbeans, also known as Joel, on YouTube created. This religion originated in X Life and Joel himself made the Church of Jeremy for it.

The origin story is quite complicated, but our leader, Joel has simplified and written it in the Book of Jeremy. The origin story reads:

"The one true Jeremy contacted player Smallishbeans and told him to create the church of Jeremy.
"The one true Jeremy appreciates when people rename animals after him and wishes this to be spread across the X Life world. He promises longer lives and rumor has it that there is another life after our 10th. The Jeremy life where we live on through the body of Donkey Jeremy.
"Jeremy promises to make your lives here on the server much better and bring you some sick nasty content."

The Book of Jeremy also has 7 rules, which read:

1. If an animal has been given thy name of Jeremy, it can never be renamed.
2. No stealing.
3. You must complete the ceremony to become a follower of Jeremy.
4. You may use the name of Jeremy for your pets.
5. Everyone is allowed as we are all Jeremy.
6. Every year you must walk to Jeremyville and pet Donkey Jeremy (he gets lonely).
7. We don't talk about fight club.

Joel: Hey, can you please become a Jeremy and join my religion?
Lizzie: It's a cult! Jeremyism is a cult!

Jeremyism by AJ Moore August 31, 2020

JeremyDoesDallas 

Based off Debbie Does Dallas, the 1978 best selling VHS pornographic film starring Bambi Woods, JeremyDoesDallas is a 2023 straight to dvd reproduction. The plot focuses on cheerleader Dick Teenie attempting to earn enough money to get himself to Dallas, Texas to try out for the famous "Texas Cowgirls" cheerleading squad. One of the more depraved scenes involves a truck stop men's room and Teenie's renowned grand canyon gaping anus. The film has been nominated for an AVN award for best male upcoming star!

Man that film JeremyDoesDallas sure did have a whole lot of ladyboy cheerleaders.

JeremyDoesDallas by TripleCrown DS September 26, 2023