Jerksta
Jerksta by Bigboy_911 April 26, 2019
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jerkstore
1) REILLY: The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.
GEORGE: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerkstore called. They're running outta you.
REILLY: What's the difference? You're their all-time best
seller!
2)GEORGE: Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as "jerkstore" and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.
ELAINE: See, there are no jerkstores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.
GEORGE: It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!
GEORGE: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerkstore called. They're running outta you.
REILLY: What's the difference? You're their all-time best
seller!
2)GEORGE: Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as "jerkstore" and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.
ELAINE: See, there are no jerkstores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.
GEORGE: It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!
jerkstore by Frank Booth June 16, 2006
Jerksterbate
To masturbate vigorously.
#1 The retard went to the corner of the classroom and started jerksterbating.
#2 The man jerksterbated all over the woman's face because she would not make him a sandwich.
#3
Joe: "Brandon are you jerksterbating?"
Brandon: "no i umm... im just uhh"
Joe: "better fucking not be"
#2 The man jerksterbated all over the woman's face because she would not make him a sandwich.
#3
Joe: "Brandon are you jerksterbating?"
Brandon: "no i umm... im just uhh"
Joe: "better fucking not be"
Jerksterbate by cr7mercurial March 18, 2010
Jerksmanship
Jerksmanship by MarkDMG July 16, 2014
jerkstore
background:
I first heard "jerkstore" on an episode of Seinfeld. George (Jason Alexander) was at a business meeting, eating a whole mess o' shrimp. This other guy says, "Hey George, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp." Everyone has a good laugh and George is speechless. On the drive home, he thinks up a comeback "Oh yeah? Well, the jerkstore called, they're running out of you."
I first heard "jerkstore" on an episode of Seinfeld. George (Jason Alexander) was at a business meeting, eating a whole mess o' shrimp. This other guy says, "Hey George, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp." Everyone has a good laugh and George is speechless. On the drive home, he thinks up a comeback "Oh yeah? Well, the jerkstore called, they're running out of you."
jerktapus
Jerk multiplied by eight.
Jerk x octopus.
Cuz an octopus has eight arms/legs...so it makes sense for a jerktapus to be jerk x eight....
Originally invented by an Asian. Have a nice day! For all of my friends who were so confused when I said this word... and now I can tell them it's in the dictionary!!
Jerk x octopus.
Cuz an octopus has eight arms/legs...so it makes sense for a jerktapus to be jerk x eight....
Originally invented by an Asian. Have a nice day! For all of my friends who were so confused when I said this word... and now I can tell them it's in the dictionary!!
jerktapus by HANZUKI THE SQUARE PANDA January 5, 2014
jerktard
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