She asked me the question because she really wants to know and is being nice, they she doesn't know about the sneaky awful jerkbrain that’s been waiting for a question like this so it can go to town. (Thanks to Captain Awkward.)

jerkbrain by clairedammit December 26, 2011

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Jerksmanship

Jerksmanship refers to the art or skill of being an expert-level jerk

Jolly good Jerksmanship, chap

Jerksmanship by MarkDMG July 16, 2014

Jackstain

A stupid person described by a spot or spots of ejaculation.

"Paulie was busted after trying to buy weed from an undercover cop...he is a real jackstain."

Jackstain by Shawna123 September 2, 2005

Jernstein

A sexual hug in which the male wraps his arms around the female from behind, and wants to touch her boobs, but gets too scared and moves his hands up and down continuously, creating an awkward rubbing motion on her ribcages

Did you see Jeremy last night at the party? He was Jernsteining Abby so bad!

Jernstein by xxlwillnevertellxx January 24, 2010

jerksplaining

when a person asks:

"What's a good place to get antibiotic cream in foreign city?" and someone responds, "You shouldn't use antibiotic cream."

Or, "Who has a good recipe for tuna noodle casserole?" and someone responds, "You really don't want to eat too much tuna. It's best to eat lower down the food chain. Better yet, go vegan!"

Bill thought he was giving advice, but really he was jerksplaining.

jerksplaining by Deaf leper August 28, 2019

Jewstain

When burning a person of Jewish faith and their ash leaves a stain on the floor.

I wish I had placed a tarp down, now there is a Jewstain.

Jewstain by good old max February 5, 2019

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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