Jerkstain

The whitish stain left on any object resulting from male masturbation.

You goddamn jerkstain!!!

by Jewbitch March 29, 2007

jerkbrain

The part of your brain that sabotages your self-esteem.

She asked me the question because she really wants to know and is being nice, they she doesn't know about the sneaky awful jerkbrain that’s been waiting for a question like this so it can go to town. (Thanks to Captain Awkward.)

by clairedammit December 26, 2011

Jerksmanship

Jerksmanship refers to the art or skill of being an expert-level jerk

Jolly good Jerksmanship, chap

by MarkDMG July 16, 2014

Jackstain

A stupid person described by a spot or spots of ejaculation.

"Paulie was busted after trying to buy weed from an undercover cop...he is a real jackstain."

by Shawna123 September 2, 2005

Jernstein

A sexual hug in which the male wraps his arms around the female from behind, and wants to touch her boobs, but gets too scared and moves his hands up and down continuously, creating an awkward rubbing motion on her ribcages

Did you see Jeremy last night at the party? He was Jernsteining Abby so bad!

by xxlwillnevertellxx January 24, 2010

jerksplaining

when a person asks:

"What's a good place to get antibiotic cream in foreign city?" and someone responds, "You shouldn't use antibiotic cream."

Or, "Who has a good recipe for tuna noodle casserole?" and someone responds, "You really don't want to eat too much tuna. It's best to eat lower down the food chain. Better yet, go vegan!"

Bill thought he was giving advice, but really he was jerksplaining.

by Deaf leper August 28, 2019

Jewstain

When burning a person of Jewish faith and their ash leaves a stain on the floor.

I wish I had placed a tarp down, now there is a Jewstain.

by good old max February 5, 2019