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Look up to someone who Jerks off in their spare time
Bro, I goon with Tyler everyday. He make me his JerkStan
JerkStan by Olair March 19, 2025
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Jerksmanship

Jerksmanship refers to the art or skill of being an expert-level jerk
Jolly good Jerksmanship, chap
Jerksmanship by MarkDMG July 16, 2014
The whitish stain left on any object resulting from male masturbation.
You goddamn jerkstain!!!
Jerkstain by Jewbitch March 29, 2007
When you beat your meat to Instagram posts
Bro that was the best jerksta I’ve ever had
Jerksta by Bigboy_911 April 26, 2019
A person with an extreme level of arrogance which is normally displayed online. Commonly found working in IT support.
Person 1: "It's like 9 inches"
Person 2: "divide by leilly, it's about 3"
Person 1: "your such a jerkstin"
Person 2: "shut up leilly"
Jerkstin by anon reach October 28, 2009
Very chill and wild dude. Enjoys the little things and very very sexy. Probably a 7/10. And he's also a very fun driver.
Jerstan would be the one person to drive on a minimum maintenance road after it rained.
Jerstan by HskerHauss June 2, 2020
A total jerk, scum, cry baby, gay, lame, boring, treacherous nerd (with D-), llama shit, leftover pizza, chicken feet marinated with pickle juice, fat.
Why is Justin being such a Jerkstin.
Jerkstin by HOLALLALALALALALA December 29, 2020
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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