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A person who is a jerk and retard all at the same time.

Similiar to jork

"David Viner is a jerktard!"

jerktard by craze3 January 21, 2004

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jerktard

douche bag, jerk and retard combined.

dude did you just eat my last chip? you're such a jerktard.

jerktard by Smitty fo'Shitty November 22, 2011

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Jerktard

Means when someone is being rude a.k.a(jerk) and acting mentally slowly a.k.a(retard)

Jake was being such an Jerktard in math class today

Jerktard by 💜A J💜 October 6, 2018

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jerkward

- a word used to describe someone who acts like a jerk.
- a cool word for jerk.
- similar to the word squidward - except a jerk.

Q - "oh my god, mofo is such a jerkward"

jerkward by Faith (: January 10, 2009

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Jerk Tard

someone being a jerk and a retard unknowingly. randomly and innocently abusing other people out of sheer oblivion

Biff: Dude, check out this pic of this chick I'm stalking. It's on my facebook account.

Pepe: Dude, you're a jerk tard. Now everyone knows you're trying to screw over your girlfriend, including her cause she can see your facebook posts.

Jerk Tard by Big Toe Lover June 2, 2010

jeretard

a combo of jeremy and retard. but hes not rlly a retard. jeretard is an 8 grade boy overseas who fails at athletics, does fucking awesome in academics and is also a bra strap. he is also our GBFTNG. LOVE YA JERETARD(:

*on skype*

A: WHERES OUR GBFTNG?!

*jeremy has signed on

B: JERETARD.

jeretard by justard October 18, 2010

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jermtard

A accurate discription for Jeremy Boss

Has anyone spoken to jermtard today?

jermtard by Dowdydogz February 11, 2019

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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