jerktapus

Jerk multiplied by eight.
Jerk x octopus.
Cuz an octopus has eight arms/legs...so it makes sense for a jerktapus to be jerk x eight....
Originally invented by an Asian. Have a nice day! For all of my friends who were so confused when I said this word... and now I can tell them it's in the dictionary!!

Stop being such a jerktapus, and learn what it means!

by HANZUKI THE SQUARE PANDA January 5, 2014

jocktapuss

Used as a term to describe, One that is a freak of nature athleticly and in the bedroom but wears stupid cat t-shirts and dances like an octopus.

There goes so and so, dancing like a true jocktapuss.

by Ausdawg July 26, 2018

jerxtaposition

What occurs when a buttinsky feels he has to throw his two cents in about something that has just been said.

Mr. O'Reilly is a classical case of jerxtaposition. He always interrupts when everyone else is talking!

by pentozali March 11, 2010

janktapus

A magic card requiring multiple cards to make it a food card.

Stuffier doll, its a total janktapus.

by Emberscar November 10, 2019