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Jerkmare

A nightmare that you witness in real life — usually involving a deeply inappropriate and shockingly public act of masturbation. A jerkmare hits when disbelief, disgust, and surreal chaos collide, leaving you permanently scarred and unsure if you’re awake or hallucinating.
There was this elderly lady in a little yellow car crawling along ahead of me. The minibus between me and her was tailgating her like mad, honking non-stop. I was stuck behind them, gritting my teeth, trying to keep calm.

That’s when I saw it — a white Honda Fit swerving wildly in my rearview mirror. At first I thought it was just another impatient driver trying to weave through. But then I got a clear look I gasped loudly who was driving the reckless Honda fit, it was Jeremy. My teacher in school, known as Mr. Thompson. And he wasn’t just distracted by his cell phone. He was… masturbating. While driving. Full-blown, screen-on, volume-up — I could hear the porn blasting through his speakers even with my windows up. It was unreal. Like something out of a nightmare. And he wasn’t even trying to hide it. It wasn’t just gross. It was a full-on jerkmare.
by EMD F59PHI July 22, 2025
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Jerkmate

Annoying ass ad for a "adult version of tiktok" that shows up on porn/rule 34 and hentai websites
While beating his meat, James saw the Jerkmate ad and thought the ad was a little sussy
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Jermare Harrison

Uprising teen "celebrity", obsessed with being famous and would do anything to make sure his face is in and stays in the spotlight. Not categorized as a socialite because of his ambitions for acting, possibly singing, and writing. Also obsessed with social media sites like twitter, he runs an a successful tumblr account, and started vlogging on youtube.
I watched one of Jermare Harrison's vlogs and became obsessed, I checked out his tumblr and twitter and fell in love.
by Celebs August 13, 2014
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Jerkmates

A group of co-workers who are jerks.
I'd love to go out for dinner, but I've got to head out with my jerkmates first
by BJfrombrisbane September 14, 2016
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jermaree

That boy jermaree has a little penis
by James mcdick March 31, 2017
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Jerkmate Ranked

Popular online form of entertainment and contests between like-minded people of all ages, who all share a passion for ejaculation, whilst all achieving certain standards of gooning and jelqing. This contest is judged upon the speed, intensity and flair of stroking one's Corpus spongiosum (penis). The competition is carried out in formats of single, doubles and squad.
Billy have you done your work yet?

'Fuck off I'm gooning on Jerkmate Ranked'
by Fondle Monster 69 February 3, 2025
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Jerkmate Synchronization Theory

A theory where there is someone in the world which is jerking off to the same content as you and at the same time as you
Based on the Jerkmate Synchronization Theory, I'm not odd for liking this shit
by Spiotto April 10, 2025
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