Jerkl

Jerkl is a much more worse than a jerk. Jerkl implies that you are a jerk, a bum, scum, loser and you smell like shit.

John-I just busted your ass dude, even with you broke hand you can't play ball!
James-Dude, you just suck, you fuckin Jerkl
John-dude, that was just harsh, Im going home

by Jmatic April 5, 2008

Suicide Jerk

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.

Oh man, i cant go out tonight i got grounded when i failed the suicide jerk.

by FudgePackerTodd October 17, 2010

Jeralyn

Jeralyn is the most gorgeous girl but doesn't believe she is. She is insecure about her body, and worries about how people look at her. She is full of love but sometimes can't find the right guy. she is understanding, funny, and caring. She had been threw alot do she knows alot of good advice and on top of that she is sometimes right. She is kind but can kinda easily be upset. She likes to feel important and be told she is beautiful when she thinks it's not true. She is great in bed once you get her there. She has a beautiful smile but hates it. She likes to party and have a good life. She can be shy but when she knows you she will love you. Once you have an Jeralyn never let her go because she might not come back.

Jeralyn is my best friend and I don't wanna lose her

by No body 101 May 25, 2019

the old pump and jerk

1. An old fashioned reach around.

2. Getting screwed over.

1. Gay porn is built on the old pump and jerk.

2. Ignacio said he had my money but all I got was the old pump and jerk.

by themaskednwker September 14, 2013

Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast

when someone is ruining something and telling you that what you are doing is wrong, not to help you out, but for no apparent reason. As a response you tell them to not jerk off on your breakfast.

I was having a great morning, but then Benji had to ruin my morning by telling me that the Giants were 1-7 so I told him "Please Benji, from now on, Don't Jerk Off On My Breakfast"

by weiny0402 November 7, 2018

Spicy Jerk

The sadness induced masturbation caused by Law Enforcement's refusal to come to your aide after you report that your Lasagna is haunted by ghosts

The police told me: STOP CALLING! But I told them... I told th-Snort, my lasagnia eaten bai ghost! crying, I get sad, and do a Spicy Jerk! - Vargskelethor: Super Ghostbusters (Full Album), Track 5: Ghastbisten

by Egg-Z December 15, 2018

jerk sesh

slang for jerk-off session: the event; past, present, or future; where a male has allotted himself several minutes to several hours for nothing other than private, uninterrupted masturbation. A jerk sesh is typically accompanied by one or several forms of visually stimulating material i.e. internet pornography, magazines, movies, etc.

"Goodnight fellas. I'm gonna get in a quick jerk sesh then its off to bed..."

by Ladies got the ERJ December 26, 2011