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juelzing 

When someone does too much trying to talk/type their way out of a hopeless argument.

Coined by posters on TheColi.com in 2017 due to a Juelz Santana gif where he mimes someone droning on in hopeless bs.
"I asked him why he smelled like that girl's perfume and he just started juelzing."

"Trump just put his foot in his mouth again. Get ready for a night of juelzing on Fox News."
juelzing by TheRhakim May 10, 2018
Related Words
Jelzin • Jelqing • jellin • jelling • jelina • jelking • Jelaina • jelvin • Jelaine • jelin
Jelaine is a very unique name, she's a kind of person who will accept you for who you are, she is also very friendly, independent, beautiful, brave, trustworthy, loyal, stong, and loveable, but sometimes she's can be a person you could never expect it to be she has a personality that can make your life's a living hell, she can manipulate you without noticing it, she's nice to a friend but a devil to a enemy, she also has a very difficult emotion and personality but she's also fun to hang out with, she have a lots of great friends, and she is also great at finding he's pain with her smile

Inshort jelaine is a very unique and pure you'll might meet a jelaine like her once in a life time, she is a very important person so you need to keep her:)
Woahh that girl is HoHo-HOTT🔥 it must be a jelaine

Wow! You have a friend named jelaine
Jelaine by Cutieesenpaiii June 8, 2021
The act of selling items for under their market price.
Friend: Just sold my chunky dunkys size 8 for 600. Easy Profits.
Friend 2: BRO STOP JELFING
jelfing by c0ckx August 29, 2020
A New Jersey Term used to describe a person lying or not telling the truth.
Man 1: On my set Kesha let me fuck the first night son.
Man 2: Son stop jellin she ain't even like that bruh.
Jellin by ShawnyTV March 12, 2017
Jelina is the best girl you'll meet. She has a big heart and is very kind, but she also has a good sense of humor. If u have her don't let her go.
"Jelina is the best"
jelina by kawiwa March 7, 2017
1. The king God in Jelvinism, a religion where life was started in Czechoslovakia, with lot's of ice at absolute zero for temperature (0° Kelvin).

2. a mix between any name the begins with the letter J, and the Kelvin temperature scale
I got a Jelvin as a pet. He went to the supermarket. He bought a neopet, which he will regret!
jelvin by Leviathan Hajj Don Kiln October 23, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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