pretty much the BEST place on the planet. there atleast one park in almost every state. the Java NewYork park is basically the best place on earth. Its not just a campground, its more of a resort vacation spot. At the newyork location, there are chalets(my favorite), cabins, and trailer/rv spots. there is an activity center where fun things go on every day, a ranger station with a conveniance store/gift shop and gameroom. There is a large pond stocked wioth fish, a beach, and an amazing outdoor pool. it is yogi-bear themed, which is sweeeet. alot of people think its stupid when they see the yogi bear part of it, but honestly, its like the disney world effect: it makes u feel happy by seeing things u might of liked when u were little. but its not like corny and dumb. its really subtle. and the campground is beautiful..i love this place sooo much

"have you ever been to yogi bear;s jellystone park"
"*starts to cry*"
"whats wrong???!?!?"
"i love that place so much..i wish i lived there"

jellystone park by in love with October 14, 2006

Jellywonkadonka

Meaning: An unusually large mix of a gorilla and a shark.
Appearance: Hairy and soaked, usually gorilla-bodied and shark-finned. Sometimes it is vice versa.

Where?: Worldwide, but mostly in the Pacific Ocean near the Tropic of Cancer.

Population: Really rare. It is at a 0.0e66% rate found, and approximately has 9 of the species left.

Damage: A lot. One rare account in 1654 of a ghost ship might've been a toy of a Jellywonkadonka.
Weakness: The fin.

Jake: Let's go to the aquarium.
Alice: I've heard that they've recently caught a Jellywonkadonka.
Jake: Whassat?
Alice: Go look up urbandictionary!

Jellywonkadonka by DrW8ty February 14, 2021

The Jellystone Buyback

When you go fix or repair an appliance but break it and then sell them a new one.

"Hey Bob, how did you sell the last washing machine", "yeah, I went in and did The Jellystone Buyback"

The Jellystone Buyback by Ponyboy138 July 23, 2021

Jellystoned

The act of getting high usually off marijuana in a National Park.

We got jellystoned in Arches National Park and sat under an arch for 3 hours.

Jellystoned by uncle fish November 10, 2007

Jellystoned

The act of getting high usually off marijuana in a National Park.

We got jellystoned in Arches National Park and sat under an arch for 3 hours.

Jellystoned by uncle fish July 20, 2008

jellywood

A jellywood is a hard on.

Oh shit, I have a jellywood.

jellywood by brokenbackbones November 15, 2007

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026