jelly-wood 

a term used for a somewhat excited penis that is between the two stages of limp and boner, most guys will work their penis up to the jelly-wood stage before they whip it out to impress innocent bystanders

"Dude, What the fuck? What's your hand doin' in your pants?"
"Chill out man, I'm just tryin' to get a jelly-wood so I can flop my dick out."

jelly-wood by Platinum Pimp March 7, 2006

jolly wood 

noun. An indestructible piece of wood. Axes, dynamite, WMD's, and cursing are all powerless. It's been said to be of another universe because it's so fuckin' hard. Its origins include, but are not limited to, the woods, forest, or a pair of blue jeans.

Man, not even Paul Bunyan could chop up that jolly wood.

jolly wood by Lewis and Clark April 9, 2007

Jollywood 

This is the definition of the act of Johnny Jolly sacking an opposing quarterback or dropping a running back for a loss of yards.

Welcome to Jollywood BITCH!!

Jollywood all over again

Jollywood by Eric aka IGGY November 9, 2010

jellywood 

A jellywood is a hard on.

Oh shit, I have a jellywood.

jellywood by brokenbackbones November 15, 2007