a term used for a somewhat excited penis that is between the two stages of limp and boner, most guys will work their penis up to the jelly-wood stage before they whip it out to impress innocent bystanders
"Dude, What the fuck? What's your hand doin' in your pants?"
"Chill out man, I'm just tryin' to get a jelly-wood so I can flop my dick out."
"Chill out man, I'm just tryin' to get a jelly-wood so I can flop my dick out."
by Platinum Pimp March 7, 2006
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by Lewis and Clark April 9, 2007
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This is the definition of the act of Johnny Jolly sacking an opposing quarterback or dropping a running back for a loss of yards.
by Eric aka IGGY November 9, 2010
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