Jellywonkadonka

Meaning: An unusually large mix of a gorilla and a shark.
Appearance: Hairy and soaked, usually gorilla-bodied and shark-finned. Sometimes it is vice versa.

Where?: Worldwide, but mostly in the Pacific Ocean near the Tropic of Cancer.

Population: Really rare. It is at a 0.0e66% rate found, and approximately has 9 of the species left.

Damage: A lot. One rare account in 1654 of a ghost ship might've been a toy of a Jellywonkadonka.
Weakness: The fin.
Jake: Let's go to the aquarium.
Alice: I've heard that they've recently caught a Jellywonkadonka.
Jake: Whassat?
Alice: Go look up urbandictionary!
by DrW8ty February 14, 2021
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urban-nerd-absurd

When you go around in Urban Dictionary posting random nimcompoops like when you are attracted to a girl who has bread crumbs in her hair like when a North Pole of a magnet finds a South Pole of a magnet. Especially you don't know whether you're the North or the South pole. Or if you don't even darn know what a magnet is.
Hitler (spies one of his soldiers are playing on a phone near a time-machine): Whatcha doin'?
Soldier (without looking up from his phone): Playing with urbandictionary and posting about you.
Hitler (surprised there is stuff like phones): It's good! Lemme see. (Hitler snatches the phone.)
Soldier: I'd better scram and run...
Hitler (brings up his bazooka): YOU ARE AN urban-nerd-absurd.
Soldier: But you have to capitilize all the letters in your sentence......
Hitler:DIE!
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A REALLY rare compound of radon, nitrogen, and astatine. It is only found at 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000e000000000000000000e0e0e00e0e0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of all the matter on Earth, so it can't really be proven to exist. The first cases of encounter of this dangerous compound was in 1034BC, by someone called Pnixus-faissel Hammoundburg. It won't surprise you to say that he died instantly. There was no further encounters ever since. Hence the nickname: BC torture.

All fiction. If there is actually something like this occuring or occured, it is absolute coincidence.
Teacher: Gimme an example of a substancial compound or I'll hang, draw and quarter you.
Boy: BC torture, or Radon Trinitrite Astatide (BC torture).
Teacher: What the heck?
Boy: Go look up urbandictionary.
by DrW8ty February 12, 2021
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Obscilonjubongous

(prounounce: ob-see-lon-ju-bon-goos)
Meaning: totally bonkers!
Waiter: Please cook the lizard salad.
Cook: Are you being obscilonjubongous or something?
Waiter: Lemme check up urbandictionary.
by DrW8ty February 12, 2021
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Goofibooboo

Approximate definition: being goofy but loves to 'boo'* people.

*boo: to go around someone's back and shout 'boo'. Not like shouting boo over an obscilonjubongous bonkersy show.
Ted is a really goofibooboo student. He spends his school time flushing other people's heads in the bog, and when he loved it, he would go over and shout ear-piercingly 'BOOOOOOOO' behind whoever was unfortunate enough.
by DrW8ty February 13, 2021
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