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jellywood 

A jellywood is a hard on.
Oh shit, I have a jellywood.
jellywood by brokenbackbones November 15, 2007
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jelly-wood 

a term used for a somewhat excited penis that is between the two stages of limp and boner, most guys will work their penis up to the jelly-wood stage before they whip it out to impress innocent bystanders
"Dude, What the fuck? What's your hand doin' in your pants?"
"Chill out man, I'm just tryin' to get a jelly-wood so I can flop my dick out."
jelly-wood by Platinum Pimp March 7, 2006

Kellywood 

Kissable
Everyday
Lovely
Looking
Young
Woman
Occasional
Odd
Displays
You make me laugh so much kelly.. Lol

I love u now,tmrw and forever. Kellywood
Kellywood by Luvs69ss January 15, 2011

tellywood 

Tellywood actors are really hot!
tellywood by Tara Raj November 8, 2014

Jellyjook 

The greatest internet troll of all time.
That Jellyjook stud just made me wet my pants with his humor.
Jellyjook by FatLobster November 1, 2011

JellyHooba 

The type of person who has a very bubbly personality but is ugly.
"Jenn is SUCH a JellyHooba!"

"I know, right?!! I can't believe you used to talk to her!!"

"LOL"

"LOL"

Jilligan marrixrunner

jellyboogler 

A fat chick in really tight clothing often baring midriff and muffins who loves to dance in a very provocative manner.
Janet always had moves on the dance floor, but my goodness, was she a jellyboogler!!
jellyboogler by Mulder617 December 11, 2005
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