Jeezers 

A euphemism for use of "Jesus" used to show that you are angry, annoyed or surprised or as an acknowledgement of another's situation in which anger, annoyance, or surprise is expressed.

Where as "Jesus", used in such a context, can be considered a swear word that many people find offensive, "Jeezers" is a concession towards softening that offensiveness. The usage is not derogatory. It is a replacement to avoid potential offensiveness in American English while not importing the use of "Crikey" from British English.

"...and then I got sick and the medical bill was over $50,000 and I had to remortgage my house and then my dog got ran over and Timmy lost his soccer tournament in the first round and I found out my husband was cheating on me and since he's my boss he fired me and I don't have any money to pay for doing my laundry."

"Jeezers!"

Jeezers by The Son of Mr. Potato July 24, 2023

jeezers kriced! 

An exclamation of surprise, horror, pain, disgust, et cetera a misspelling of the name of a religious icon from obscure mythology.

Jeezers kriced! (Or just "Jeezers!") Check the size of the ass on that bitch! Has it just gotten dark?

jeezers kriced! by jacobsjacobs September 4, 2013

sneezely jeezers 

Something you should say instead of 'bless you' when someone sneezes.

Person: *sneezes*
Me: Sneezely jeezers!!
Person: wtf ok

sneezely jeezers by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019

Freakus jeepers 

Three creepy Thompsons toking on the Doobus and freaking their blonks in the name of Timothy Thompson the son of freakus jeepers

Freakus jeepers in a sentence

“Can I hit that darling freakus doo”
“Uahhhhhh”
“Timothy bacyuah shtoiky”

Freakus jeepers by Freakusofclomp January 12, 2022

jeepers creepers 

1) intj. An expression of extreme surprise. Derived from "Jesus Christ".

2) n. A weird-ass movie.

1) "Jeepers creepers! He just shot my brother! ...my idol..."

2) "Dude, I saw Jeepers Creepers last night. That is one fucked movie."

jeepers creepers by Fugerko.? December 23, 2003

Jeepers cats 

A word used out of frustration. Simular to someone saying;"jesus christ."

Commenly used in places like Pennsylvannia in the country

Mari: "Joanie get off the couch, your not sleeping there."

Joanie: "Yes I am, why can't I?"

Mari: "That is not where you are sleeping, you are sleeping in the other house."

Joanie: "I can sleep wherever I want."

Mari: "Jeepers cats Joanie, just get up."

Jeepers cats by NeoBerserker January 2, 2005

jeepers 

An expression of mild surprise or shock from '60s-'70s. Popularized by cartoon character Velma of the '70s children's show Scooby-Doo. Rarely used today, except in an ironic fashion. A very wholesome word.

"Jeepers! You sure surprised me!" Claire exclaimed, then laughed along with her friends at the silly anachronism.

jeepers by Estoy En Su Punta January 24, 2006