by Col. Klink June 12, 2011
Guy #1: Dude, whats that red shit around your mouth. You didn't jeef that girl did you?
Guy #2: (wiping his mouth) Fuck off.
Guy #2: (wiping his mouth) Fuck off.
by Im A Bear July 10, 2012
First person: I have a b-b-bit of a st-st-st-stutter.
Second person: You are a walking jeef, my friend.
First person: I feel like I have to (fart)...
Second person: Dude, you just sharted and jeefed simultaneously!
Second person: You are a walking jeef, my friend.
First person: I feel like I have to (fart)...
Second person: Dude, you just sharted and jeefed simultaneously!
by Danstrom March 15, 2010
Derivative of the Hebrew slang term Jeefah, meaning literally something gross and disgusting. Has been expanded to include figuratively as well as literally gross or disgusting or even distasteful.
1) Ugh, I've been hiking in the mountains through all these heat and humidity I feel so jeef right now.
2) Ew, did you see that dude pick his nose on the subway, JEEF!
3) I can't believe he cheated on his girlfriend, that is just so jeef!
4) What's that jeef that looks all slimey on the street?
2) Ew, did you see that dude pick his nose on the subway, JEEF!
3) I can't believe he cheated on his girlfriend, that is just so jeef!
4) What's that jeef that looks all slimey on the street?
by ShayaKNYC July 10, 2008
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