jeef

god of ganja

jeef says "the future is green"

by Jeef Himself June 4, 2003

jeef

Cannabis, pot, weed, grass, joy sticks, reefer, boo, smoke, dope.

Can you get me some jeef?

by Buzz Cola October 22, 2003

jeef

Derivative of the Hebrew slang term Jeefah, meaning literally something gross and disgusting. Has been expanded to include figuratively as well as literally gross or disgusting or even distasteful.

1) Ugh, I've been hiking in the mountains through all these heat and humidity I feel so jeef right now.

2) Ew, did you see that dude pick his nose on the subway, JEEF!

3) I can't believe he cheated on his girlfriend, that is just so jeef!

4) What's that jeef that looks all slimey on the street?

by shayaknyc August 1, 2008

jeefe

n.: (JEE-f.) british slang for "fool"; a nincompoop, an idiot.

v.: (JEE-f'd)displaying prominent foolishness.

proper noun: Jeefe McGibbons; a Welsh Hick. The epitome of jeefe-ness. The Town Goof could be described as a Jeefe McGibbons.

"You got that one wrong? You silly jeefe, you!!"

"Boy! I really jeef'd that one!"

"Jeefe McGibbons is such a... (for lack of better term) jeefe!"

by Gillian & Aleksandra April 8, 2008

jeefed

To be incorrectly accused, or to have said something which has no relevance to the matter.

I was jeefed by my teacher, for doing my homework.

by Finbo September 13, 2005

Jeef

The Male equivalent of a queef out of his japs eye.

My girlfriend thought I had farted but it was actually a jeef.

by SirJeefAlot October 17, 2023

Jeef

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by Sara do be horny tho July 4, 2020