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Low Fat Jeema
A phrase coined by a husband making fun of his wife named Gemma at the local Costco. You can even shorten it and use "Jeema" after a sentence, phrase, or word ends in an abrupt sound, most commonly used with words that end in T. For example, if your friend asks you "Do you like my hat?" and appropriate answer would be "Jeema" so that you finish their sentence saying "Do you like my hat Jeema". Another great example would be if you see a carton that says "Jumbo Egg", you would take a picture on snapchat and add text to make it "Jumbo Egg Jeema. It is also popularly used when you have nothing else to say and you want to laugh. If you are ever down, you say "Low Fat Jeema!" and all your problems seem to go away. Give it a try. Or if you're feeling confident, you can add Jeema to almost anything! The possibilities are endless.
"Hey man, what's up? You want to go to the gym with me tonight... Jeema?"
"Go Fit Jeema"
"Pillow Fat Jeema"
"Go Fit Jeema"
"Pillow Fat Jeema"
Low Fat Jeema by JumboEggJeema January 23, 2015
jeebanana
wow i mad respact jeebanana, jeesex best playur in da hole gaem dak soul 3 anyone who said otherwies is h8er TRAESH. is dere any doub that jeesex is da best player da whole game? no, jeesex jeebanana is mustard of the clamore tek. (tek mean switc to harp when lossing) wit dis bideo jeeballoon prov he da best playeur whole game ever made not just da daek sole 3 million subscribers edit: thank you for this likes kind strangers.
jeeak
hunky man 1: hey whats your name?
hunky man 2: oh, its jack
hunky man1: *gasp*
hunky man 2: what?
hunky man 1: JEEAK!
hunky man 2: *shreeks**
hunky man 2: oh, its jack
hunky man1: *gasp*
hunky man 2: what?
hunky man 1: JEEAK!
hunky man 2: *shreeks**
jeeak by evilpooper90 September 28, 2019
Jeebaleeba
An exclamation used in place of " Jesus Christ" made popular by PewDiePie's legendary Minecraft series.
Jeebaleeba water sheep you freaky deeky shmeeky!
What? You've never played tuber simulator? Pffft jeebaleeba
What? You've never played tuber simulator? Pffft jeebaleeba
Jeebaleeba by WaterSheep24 August 31, 2019
jefai246833205
omg guess what
what?
jefai246833205 found my address because i didn't click the link 😰
omg you're so lucky
what?
jefai246833205 found my address because i didn't click the link 😰
omg you're so lucky
jefai246833205 by moogel February 10, 2021
Jeevan
Jeevan is an Indian first name meaning 'life' (a unisex name). They are pretty cool and have really good tastes in music. Jeevan's are really kind-hearted and have really unique personalities. They are generally really nice and understanding people upon getting to know them better. They may be a bit shy at first but eventually will feel more comfortable around you. You'd be very lucky to have someone like this take part in your life.
Jeevan by Marshamello November 3, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.